Please for the love of all that is holy do not post any bridge photos right now. We've got so much bad juju going around the area. Do you want to hex another one? Can we get a protection spell from the Etsy Witch for all WA Bridges?! Or can we borrow Smokey to dust the bridges with sage?

[Human manager if the K9s responding; they weren't alive yet] My class was at a stomp performance in the school theater. Imagine the initial confusion. It's not the performance. Not the people behind us kicking seats. Then it's EARTHQUAKE and running out on the rolling ground with nowhere to duck.

We're glad he gets paid. Because we would have to report you otherwise 😅

We have our human kit and our K9 kit. HAM radios. Crank radio. Power banks which get recharged often. Enough dog food to last for a couple of months. Oh and an improved car kit is being put together.

If this is the dog making all the decisions at the office, we're all for it.

Shots fired - that could be taken so literally without protection. But who would want to risk it for 50% of that sort of DNA.

And the block lists

Quick - provide the answer to your secret question so we know you're you, "Matilda's favorite hobby is ____." 😉

Can we send a mass delivery of dog 💩 to the orange abomination?

Not me randomly showing up af Third Place Books one time 🫣

I feel like we're heading toward Oregon Trail territory...

Thank you now it is in my head. Here you go.