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Alan
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🏳️‍🌈 Happily married to my husband of 22 years. Here to deny Elmo and Zuck’s platforms any ad revenue, and munch popcorn as MAGA world slowly realizes they got played.
Haʻaheo au i kuʻu one hānau.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m probably going to take flack for this, but these one day protests are an utter waste of time. They’re performative at best. We need the French to teach Americans how to protest properly. Take to the streets day in and day out until things change. Bring daily life to a standstill.
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Brian Kilmeade and fellow Fox & Friends hosts are despicable slime that should not have a platform to spread their filth. I’m not advocating violence. I just want to see them face consequences. The International Criminal Court in The Hague would be a good start.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Did Trump have a stroke? Have you seen him lately? The right side of his face droops?
September 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ripped from Reddit:
Charlie Kirk loses gun debate by a long shot. In the end, he leans left.
September 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Charlie Kirk was an unapologetic gun rights advocate, even in the face of school shootings where keiki were gunned down. In fact, just 30 minutes after Kirk was shot, there was yet another school shooting. Where are the endless posts and stories about those poor victims? Enough about Charlie Kirk!
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Kona coffee picking season is about to begin. ICE needs to stay TF away from coffee farms. Block. Obstruct. Harass anyone showing up in masks. Kūʻē!
September 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s days like today that make me eternally grateful I live Hawaii. #hawaii #qlcanoerace #queenliliuokalani #kaiopua
August 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hanging with Hawaiian royalty, Kainu Makua (King Kamehameha from Chief of War) at Queen Lili’uokalani Canoe Race.
#Hawaii #ChiefofWar #kaiopuau
August 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s that time! The Queen Lili’uokalani Canoe Race is upon us. Wāhine race southbound from Kailua Pier to Hōnaunau, and kāne race northbound back to Kailua Pier. Teams from Tahiti and Marquesas are busy practicing.
August 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My momma always taught me to speak good of the dead.
James Dobson is dead. Good!
August 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The combination of kimchee and melted cheese is Asian fusion cuisine at its finest. Prove me wrong!
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Anyone watching Alien Earth? If so, tell me this isn't the Mark Zuckerberg origin story!
August 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
To all my Pacific coastal peeps, stay safe and please don’t be one of those who go down to the beach to watch.
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
RIP George "Fiji" Veikoso. Your music spanned the Pacific and beyond.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb6t...
Fiji - Chant Of The Islands (Audio)
YouTube video by Fiji
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy Monday! I just had to share this gem from Reddit.
July 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mahalo Hilo for an amazing regatta season. Hoʻomaikaʻi iā kākou!
July 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Aloha mai kākou!
The races are about to begin and it’s a beautiful day in Hilo.
July 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is absolutely disgusting. Black Rock Investments is suing United Healthcare for being too generous following the murder of United CEO.

This is Larry Fink. CEO of Blackrock. You know what to do. Let's make him famous!
www.forbes.com/profile/larr...
Larry Fink
#2623 Larry Fink on the 2025 Billionaires
www.forbes.com
July 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There is no hope for humanity when the public is led by pop stars and even politicians buying idiotic Labubu dolls. Just take stacks of $20 bills and light them on fire.
July 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hey @cnn.com @msnbc.com @cbsnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @foxnewsindie.bsky.social

Here's a question for Pam Bondi, since you apparently are too chickenshit to ask. You said the Epstein list was on your desk. You then said there is no Epstein list.

Were you lying then? Or lying now?
July 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hawaiʻi problems: A gecko peed on me as I was picking my papayas before the birds got to them!
July 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The Roberts Supreme Court will go down in history as a bigger travesty than Trump.
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is Andy Ogles (R-TN) the new Marjorie Taylor Dipshit?
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
thehill.com
June 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM