OH LOOK WHO CAME TO FUCK! ITS BRIAN SCHMETZER AND THE SEATTLE GODDAMN SOUNDERS MASSIVE HOG OF DOOM FORMATION! #EBFG #SGAFSU #RUINGOODTIMES #SAYFUCKING #STEPONMEDADDYSCHMETZER #MINvSEA

THIS. IS. THE. SEX. NO MORE MISTER NICE SCHMETZER. SCORE GOALS AND FUCK SHIT UP. SEATTLE SOUNDERS CAME TO FUCK. #EBFG #SGAFSU #SEAvMIN #SAYFUCKING

SEE YOU SATURDEEZ

HI. HELLO.

#SEAvLAG FULLTIME ANALYSIS!
1) HI HELLO JORDAN
2) HI HELLO ALBERT
3) FUCKING BUTTFUCK FINISH (NOT THE GOOD WAY)
4) PLEASE STOP DROPPING POINTS TO THE GAGREFLAXY
5) THIS SQUAD IS SO SO SO DEEP (YES IN THE GOOD WAY)
6) FUCK IT ILL SEE YOU IN MY HOOD ON TUESDAY #SGAFSU
7) WE GOT A FUCK TON OF STICKERS

LOOK AT ALL THESE HANDSOME AND WELL RESTED GENTLESIRS AND THEIR GLISTENING WARMED UP THIGHS READY TO MAKE GALAXY PUDDING I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IVE BEEN PREGAMING FOR TUESDAY SINCE LAST TUESDAY VAMOS MUCHACHOS #SGAFSU #EBFG #PANDEMONIUM #SEAvLAG