From the accident report: "Insured vehicle was struck hard on the driver's side with a 1,000 pound slab of inextinguishable fire."

It's my duty as a friend of yours to remind you how much fun the ordeal was last time, but like someone who recently had a kid, I know there's an amnesia that washes these sins away and makes it sound appealing. 💚

That and tax breaks promised to corporations by cities on the basis that those employees will stimulate the local economy.

young man 🎶
see that leaf on the ground?
I said
young man
turn yourself right around
I SAID
YOUNG MAN
YOU'VE GOT TO EAT. THAT. LEAF. OFF THE GROUND. 🎺🎺🎺🎺

@nori.gay important warning from the USCPSC.