Jonathan Anderson
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trombonehero.bsky.social
Jonathan Anderson
@trombonehero.bsky.social
Associate Professor. Computer Security. Sometimes grumpy (but I repeat myself).
Look, if they’re not on the internet then how are they supposed to download security updates to keep themselves safe from the internet?
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It did wonders for the Star Trek franchise…
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s “nice” to see “you”
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ah, the emphatic quotation, my “old” nemesis
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hollow cheeses (Swiss, Emmental) are also prohibited
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Safe sandwich handling is everyone’s responsibility!

Mustard and toothpick discipline must be maintained at all times.

A sandwich with the mayonnaise removed may still have a condiment stuck in the feeding path. Check it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
More like “here is a deepfake of you with a HOT single”
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
n >= 8.5
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM