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trollvyne.bsky.social
@trollvyne.bsky.social
Got to hear a lot of people who aren’t from MN give him a ton of praise for saying Fuck on tv. Had to remind them that it’s all talk and he’s always sucked.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Eating a salad with a comb, AGAIN
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
UB has me on the cliffs edge already, now they wanna pull AI crap? Make it stop 💀
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I run this guy in my Ygra deck. Really gets those altars humming lol
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“That’s what they want you to think!” *insane high pitched tittering*
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I feel that, living just outside Minneapolis. Five years ago the entire city burned down to the ground and no one ever rebuilt it, it’s pretty wild
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I did this waaaay back in high school with a pack of Guildpact. I still have the foil Ghost Council that was in it 😍
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But I love Choice of Damnations 😂
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Had this happen at work. Lead took me aside and asked if everything was okay at home because I “seemed distressed.” Just my normal face 🤷🏻‍♂️
July 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
June 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m sure all 18 people in the crowd are impressed with his journalism skills
June 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He’s exactly the kind of dweeb who would be cannibalized instantly if the mad max world he’s trying to create ever came to pass
April 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I use him in my Ygra deck, it’s fun to sacrifice a bunch of creature tokens than are now foods to bring him back again and again
April 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Should have bought my sisters repentia months ago 😩
April 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When a secret lair I really want it going to drop, I set an alarm and get on the website and literally watch the little number tick off the last five minutes and always wonder “am I overreacting?” And the answer seems to be no, this is how it works if you want to buy a secret lair 🫤
March 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Having the kind of day where I see something like this and just think “yeah that checks out.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Spice Girls song where they sing “if you wanna be my lover” always sounded to me as a kid like “if you wanna be Mike Glover” so I grew up wondering how I could aspire to be more like Mike Glover, whoever that is
March 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My pod complains about how I use Bumbleflower in our games. I’m aiming for the most equitable distribution of power (and toughness)
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He whole heartedly half assed it
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM