Moe (he/they)
@trollteeth.bsky.social
I’m only here because Twitter died. Troll Teeth is my band (Electric Talon Records). For legal reasons—a parody account, nothing I say here is my opinion
When ever someone knocks on my door when I didn’t order food or invite anyone over
TF you knocking on my door for… go away…
TF you knocking on my door for… go away…
October 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When ever someone knocks on my door when I didn’t order food or invite anyone over
TF you knocking on my door for… go away…
TF you knocking on my door for… go away…
Just Troll Teeth doing our thing
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just Troll Teeth doing our thing
“We’re not racist, we just want to protect Britain” — who the fuck shows up wearing a shirt like this then?…
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“We’re not racist, we just want to protect Britain” — who the fuck shows up wearing a shirt like this then?…
50% of all the duo lingo wealth is concentrated in less than 1% of duo lingo characters
August 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
50% of all the duo lingo wealth is concentrated in less than 1% of duo lingo characters
If you like Folk Alternative—go listen to my solo album. Wrote all the songs then made my normal bandmates do the backing instrumental stuff.
The songs are all depressing as hell 👍
Trollteeth.Bandcamp.Com
The songs are all depressing as hell 👍
Trollteeth.Bandcamp.Com
July 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you like Folk Alternative—go listen to my solo album. Wrote all the songs then made my normal bandmates do the backing instrumental stuff.
The songs are all depressing as hell 👍
Trollteeth.Bandcamp.Com
The songs are all depressing as hell 👍
Trollteeth.Bandcamp.Com
My couch throw pillows…
July 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My couch throw pillows…
We need to talk about Wisconsin…◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
July 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We need to talk about Wisconsin…◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
Not going to arm chair QB this guy, but…
Maybe instead of paying a guy from a random IG ad, you use some of the money you made from whatever hustle & grind nonsense you did to pay for like… therapy? Maybe a nice hobby. Chicks dig guys with hobbies…
Build tiny warhammer dudes or plastic gundams
Maybe instead of paying a guy from a random IG ad, you use some of the money you made from whatever hustle & grind nonsense you did to pay for like… therapy? Maybe a nice hobby. Chicks dig guys with hobbies…
Build tiny warhammer dudes or plastic gundams
June 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Not going to arm chair QB this guy, but…
Maybe instead of paying a guy from a random IG ad, you use some of the money you made from whatever hustle & grind nonsense you did to pay for like… therapy? Maybe a nice hobby. Chicks dig guys with hobbies…
Build tiny warhammer dudes or plastic gundams
Maybe instead of paying a guy from a random IG ad, you use some of the money you made from whatever hustle & grind nonsense you did to pay for like… therapy? Maybe a nice hobby. Chicks dig guys with hobbies…
Build tiny warhammer dudes or plastic gundams
Outside, hanging with the dogs—Murdock doing dog things
June 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Outside, hanging with the dogs—Murdock doing dog things
“Why aren’t you on Facebook?”
Facebook nowadays:
Facebook nowadays:
June 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“Why aren’t you on Facebook?”
Facebook nowadays:
Facebook nowadays:
I’m fat and deserve two dinners…
June 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m fat and deserve two dinners…
The rallying cry of the revolution—“go birds”
June 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The rallying cry of the revolution—“go birds”
“You kids want to see some really bad advice?…”
If shit hits the fan—sitting down is gonna get you hurt or killed.
If shit hits the fan—sitting down is gonna get you hurt or killed.
June 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“You kids want to see some really bad advice?…”
If shit hits the fan—sitting down is gonna get you hurt or killed.
If shit hits the fan—sitting down is gonna get you hurt or killed.
South Jersey is in a tornado watch…
So I get to break this out for my daughter to help her understand the difference between watch & warning
So I get to break this out for my daughter to help her understand the difference between watch & warning
May 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
South Jersey is in a tornado watch…
So I get to break this out for my daughter to help her understand the difference between watch & warning
So I get to break this out for my daughter to help her understand the difference between watch & warning
“Rationalist” … so yes, at least one cult involved here.
May 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Rationalist” … so yes, at least one cult involved here.
How busy could an airport be, Micheal?
May 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
How busy could an airport be, Micheal?
Baby geese I saw at the park
May 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Baby geese I saw at the park