When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

A Ketamine-fueled psychopathic goober has complete control over all of our nation’s money.
All your tax dollars.
The social security money that you earned and paid in, so that you can have it back.
The money for clean air, food, & water.
The money for medical cures, highways, and safe air travel…