Isn't easy earning my pay at the "writing loud music about wanting to take all of these pills" factory, and it never pays either, but someone has to do it, and many people do it
May 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Isn't easy earning my pay at the "writing loud music about wanting to take all of these pills" factory, and it never pays either, but someone has to do it, and many people do it
Jumping jellyfish! Can dm on here? A year ago I would've wished for a middle aged woman to pull up and say something strange. Now? I'm normal.
May 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Jumping jellyfish! Can dm on here? A year ago I would've wished for a middle aged woman to pull up and say something strange. Now? I'm normal.
Update: got diagnosed with Bipolar last week !!
me: Halo 3 is such a beautiful game. I wandered the campaign levels for hours as a child, as Master Chief of course. Playing coop with my brother. I feel like a god sometimes, do you get that? Can you understand that?
alarmingly drunk girl: heyy is it cool if I crash at youur place ton ight
alarmingly drunk girl: heyy is it cool if I crash at youur place ton ight
May 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Update: got diagnosed with Bipolar last week !!
Been playing a lot of Asian Riddles 4 lately. Often right before bed. Been dreaming about Asian Riddles 4 as of late. Solving riddles in my dreams.
April 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Been playing a lot of Asian Riddles 4 lately. Often right before bed. Been dreaming about Asian Riddles 4 as of late. Solving riddles in my dreams.
"suicide is cowardly" Are you sure? Every time I think about killing myself I get really scared and have to wander a parking deck at night to remember how beautiful the world is and how lovely it is I'm here. Just kidding lol I just jerk off.
February 27, 2024 at 4:02 AM
"suicide is cowardly" Are you sure? Every time I think about killing myself I get really scared and have to wander a parking deck at night to remember how beautiful the world is and how lovely it is I'm here. Just kidding lol I just jerk off.
I love Excel. Humans were meant to do this at least a little bit
February 12, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I love Excel. Humans were meant to do this at least a little bit
I'm the king of waking up and laying in bed for four hours and not eating and then finding god
February 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I'm the king of waking up and laying in bed for four hours and not eating and then finding god
Sorry I can't make it tomorrow. I have prior commitments to be strange and off-putting.
February 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Sorry I can't make it tomorrow. I have prior commitments to be strange and off-putting.
Eating straight butter, who cares anymore
January 29, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Eating straight butter, who cares anymore
Yeah I think I'm feeling dumb today we getting dumb today by unconventional means
January 28, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Yeah I think I'm feeling dumb today we getting dumb today by unconventional means
Guy who is constantly two years from releasing an album
January 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Guy who is constantly two years from releasing an album
Just now learning The Microphones and Mount Eerie is the same guy. Was thinking Moon and Moon, Sequel sound similar. I may be braindead.
January 11, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Just now learning The Microphones and Mount Eerie is the same guy. Was thinking Moon and Moon, Sequel sound similar. I may be braindead.
Been up to a lot. Solving a lot of Asian Riddles. They say I'm the best to do it, at least since the times.
January 5, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Been up to a lot. Solving a lot of Asian Riddles. They say I'm the best to do it, at least since the times.
Just finished a couple hours of screaming. Now to eat some banana bread and sleep
December 17, 2023 at 8:41 AM
Just finished a couple hours of screaming. Now to eat some banana bread and sleep
Going 24 hours not eating then eating half a dozen of glazed donuts. I think I need to make better choices. I think my stomach wants me to make better choices.
December 16, 2023 at 9:42 AM
Going 24 hours not eating then eating half a dozen of glazed donuts. I think I need to make better choices. I think my stomach wants me to make better choices.
Sorry for being sentimental bro, things just mean so much to me.
December 12, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Sorry for being sentimental bro, things just mean so much to me.
Playing Baldur's Gate 1 because it was $6 and BG3 is $60 and yeah this shit is goofy I love old isometric games. Why is Imoen's main voiceline just calling you queer?
December 11, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Playing Baldur's Gate 1 because it was $6 and BG3 is $60 and yeah this shit is goofy I love old isometric games. Why is Imoen's main voiceline just calling you queer?
Save me 40 minute album
December 5, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Save me 40 minute album
"human eyes don't see in fps" mfs when they get drunk and all of a suddent the world is 15 fps with max motion blur happy thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 9:04 PM
"human eyes don't see in fps" mfs when they get drunk and all of a suddent the world is 15 fps with max motion blur happy thanksgiving
Took a shit in a stall with no toilet paper
November 15, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Took a shit in a stall with no toilet paper
Stumbled onto granite YouTube. Pyramids and shit. I guess there is a lot those rocks can tell us, not that I care much about that. I'm mostly there to beef about how the pyramid was built. In essence, if you believe internal ramps were not used you should take a long walk off a short pier, buddy.
November 15, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Stumbled onto granite YouTube. Pyramids and shit. I guess there is a lot those rocks can tell us, not that I care much about that. I'm mostly there to beef about how the pyramid was built. In essence, if you believe internal ramps were not used you should take a long walk off a short pier, buddy.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
November 14, 2023 at 4:26 AM
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Imagine accidentally killing JFK on the second shot like it's so jarring
November 9, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Imagine accidentally killing JFK on the second shot like it's so jarring
Bringing my astrology/crystal wife a slab of granite and asking what it's healing powers are
November 5, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Bringing my astrology/crystal wife a slab of granite and asking what it's healing powers are