I'd love to find the person that made this one. It makes me happy.

I just heard an Ad for Evenity, which is a drug that's supposed to be for post menopausal osteoporosis. Some of these 'warning, this drug may cause' bits are horrifying. "Unwanted thigh bone fractures may occur"?!? There are WANTED ones?!?!?!

Soooo... Is gyoza just an asian empanada? Or... are chili cheese fries just nachos in disguise? Also, is a hot dog actually a taco, not a sandwich? And finally, why am I up at 6 am thinking about this?! Ah, the mysteries of life...

Went to the grocery store to grab a couple snacks. At checkout, the lady scans them and says "A salad and doughnuts?" and looks up smiling, to which I reply "Balance is important!" also smiling. She and the two people behind me all belly laughed, so apparently my logic is entertaining. Come play.

DAMN. I... MIGHT spend a bit of time on Twitch. O_O

Fourth person I've started dating since moving here, and he also turns out to be a Firefighter?!?! How do I keep meeting gay firefighters?! I mean, I know I live in the forest and all, but that seems to be a rather niche group for a hermit to keep running into...