Jay Charles
@trjf.bsky.social
Underrated part of this: band kids/cheerleaders who go to Ohio State, Bama, UGA... they know they may end up in a championship game.
The junior/seniors in the IU band or cheerleading squad... can't imagine they ever thought they'd be on national TV, let alone a championship broadcast
The junior/seniors in the IU band or cheerleading squad... can't imagine they ever thought they'd be on national TV, let alone a championship broadcast
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Underrated part of this: band kids/cheerleaders who go to Ohio State, Bama, UGA... they know they may end up in a championship game.
The junior/seniors in the IU band or cheerleading squad... can't imagine they ever thought they'd be on national TV, let alone a championship broadcast
The junior/seniors in the IU band or cheerleading squad... can't imagine they ever thought they'd be on national TV, let alone a championship broadcast
Miami commits personal foul. Ref reaches for the flag, but out of the eye sees Cignetti's piercing gaze. A message appears in his head, clear as day, as if it were written on the inside of his eyelids:
"Don't call it. We don't need it."
Slowly, the ref puts his hand in his pocket.
"Don't call it. We don't need it."
Slowly, the ref puts his hand in his pocket.
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Miami commits personal foul. Ref reaches for the flag, but out of the eye sees Cignetti's piercing gaze. A message appears in his head, clear as day, as if it were written on the inside of his eyelids:
"Don't call it. We don't need it."
Slowly, the ref puts his hand in his pocket.
"Don't call it. We don't need it."
Slowly, the ref puts his hand in his pocket.
"Do the opposite of Clay Travis" is very, very good life advice
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"Do the opposite of Clay Travis" is very, very good life advice
Kennesaw State 19, Jacksonville State 15
Math checks out
Math checks out
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Kennesaw State 19, Jacksonville State 15
Math checks out
Math checks out
"Please, Curt, be merciful!"
"... this *is* mercy."
"... this *is* mercy."
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
"Please, Curt, be merciful!"
"... this *is* mercy."
"... this *is* mercy."
Indiana will make your Jared Leto movie watching decision easy for you by scoring a morbillion points.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Indiana will make your Jared Leto movie watching decision easy for you by scoring a morbillion points.
So, now we know Indiana *can* score a point every 5 yards if they want.
We therefore must conclude that it is only by the magnanimous grace of Curt Cignetti that the Hoosiers - who get 468 yards per game - didn't average 93.6 ppg.
They could have if they wanted to.
We therefore must conclude that it is only by the magnanimous grace of Curt Cignetti that the Hoosiers - who get 468 yards per game - didn't average 93.6 ppg.
They could have if they wanted to.
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
So, now we know Indiana *can* score a point every 5 yards if they want.
We therefore must conclude that it is only by the magnanimous grace of Curt Cignetti that the Hoosiers - who get 468 yards per game - didn't average 93.6 ppg.
They could have if they wanted to.
We therefore must conclude that it is only by the magnanimous grace of Curt Cignetti that the Hoosiers - who get 468 yards per game - didn't average 93.6 ppg.
They could have if they wanted to.
The teams can agree to a running clock for the 2nd half, right?
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The teams can agree to a running clock for the 2nd half, right?
2025 Indiana is to 2025 Oregon as 2022 Georgia is to 2022 TCU
That is an insane analogy that is 100% true
That is an insane analogy that is 100% true
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
2025 Indiana is to 2025 Oregon as 2022 Georgia is to 2022 TCU
That is an insane analogy that is 100% true
That is an insane analogy that is 100% true
Oregon two-step game plan:
1. Who came closest to beating Indiana?
2. What would Penn State do in this situation?
1. Who came closest to beating Indiana?
2. What would Penn State do in this situation?
January 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Oregon two-step game plan:
1. Who came closest to beating Indiana?
2. What would Penn State do in this situation?
1. Who came closest to beating Indiana?
2. What would Penn State do in this situation?
Proposal: Whoever wins each conference must fly to the Super Bowl directly from the #1 seed's local airport, regardless of when the #1 seed lost
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Proposal: Whoever wins each conference must fly to the Super Bowl directly from the #1 seed's local airport, regardless of when the #1 seed lost
She has no mouth and she must scream
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
She has no mouth and she must scream
FOTR: When Bilbo disappears, off-screen ADR goes "fuuuuuck"
TTT: When Gandalf the White reveals himself, Legolas quietly whispers "... fuck"
ROTK:
Eowyn: "I AM NO MAN"
Witch King: "fuck"
TTT: When Gandalf the White reveals himself, Legolas quietly whispers "... fuck"
ROTK:
Eowyn: "I AM NO MAN"
Witch King: "fuck"
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
FOTR: When Bilbo disappears, off-screen ADR goes "fuuuuuck"
TTT: When Gandalf the White reveals himself, Legolas quietly whispers "... fuck"
ROTK:
Eowyn: "I AM NO MAN"
Witch King: "fuck"
TTT: When Gandalf the White reveals himself, Legolas quietly whispers "... fuck"
ROTK:
Eowyn: "I AM NO MAN"
Witch King: "fuck"
This quality is why One Battle After Another went so hard
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This quality is why One Battle After Another went so hard
I'll start the bidding with the entire cast of RuPaul's Drag Race, Ryan Lochte, and Orrin Hatch
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'll start the bidding with the entire cast of RuPaul's Drag Race, Ryan Lochte, and Orrin Hatch
Should have gone with "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Should have gone with "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia
"Well, the QB's got one shoe on his plant foot and they gave the other one to the left tackle - but every now and then they try to catch the defense shoegazing and run it up the gut from this look."
"Real savvy move to give the left shoe to the DT. Free Safety has right, of course."
"Of course!"
"Real savvy move to give the left shoe to the DT. Free Safety has right, of course."
"Of course!"
August 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Well, the QB's got one shoe on his plant foot and they gave the other one to the left tackle - but every now and then they try to catch the defense shoegazing and run it up the gut from this look."
"Real savvy move to give the left shoe to the DT. Free Safety has right, of course."
"Of course!"
"Real savvy move to give the left shoe to the DT. Free Safety has right, of course."
"Of course!"
Patrick Mahomes has played in every Super Bowl
*except 5
*except 5
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Patrick Mahomes has played in every Super Bowl
*except 5
*except 5
Their brain got smart but their head got dumb
January 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Their brain got smart but their head got dumb
Never forget the first Orange Bowl: Bucknell 26, Miami 0
January 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Never forget the first Orange Bowl: Bucknell 26, Miami 0
"The defender did utilize a knife; however, the ball was tipped at the line, and therefore there is no penalty for stabbing."
January 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"The defender did utilize a knife; however, the ball was tipped at the line, and therefore there is no penalty for stabbing."