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Trixter of the Moon Council
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
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The trash goblin who runs retro.pizza […]

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trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
(Though if some gift money mysteriously showed up in my PayPal all of a sudden I would absolutely buy this and wear it.)
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
LOOK AT IT IT’S BEAUTIFUL
A brown sweater with yellow neck, wrist cuffs, and hem, with a Zune logo appliqué and two control buttons sewn on. It is objectively not beautiful.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
Well, that was definitely a movie about some Victorian weirdos who just wanted to try out different ways to kill people. Also a Death Muppet. Goodnight #Monsterdon, give thanks for our host @Taweret , and see y'all next week!
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
💥

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
The piggy knows. The piggy knows their crimes against the natural order must be stopped.

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
Did they consider maybe NOT a guillotine?

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
yay hetero bullshit

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
We've got a whole half-hour for him to fuck up immortality, let's go!

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
I keep getting distracted imagining him painting that silly filigree on the light casing.

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
Our immortal piggy friend!

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
That man dying of tuberculosis was my favorite character so far.

#Monsterdon #theasphyx1972
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
"Do you realize what we've done?"

"Yes, we've committed an unspeakable crime against the natural order."

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
C'mon, just scoot the ol' spirit of death right in...

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
I love his ridiculously tacky gold decorated spotlight case.

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
Why did we start playing sexy smooth jazz when describing the Asphyx?

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
Imagine you're trying to just die already and these pompous assholes are standing there with this giant Victorian cameras

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
Mmmmm, good old-fashioned Spiritualism.

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
I'm not used to watching something with this many cravats but no Dracula.

#Monsterdon #theasphyx
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM