Worlds largest baby

My brain knows I shouldn’t only eat bratwurst in a day but my body wants it 😞

*making small talk on a date* so are you more of a Kubota cutie or a Gator gal?

Thinking about the moldy Tupperware in the backseat of my car that’s at the shop

I think it is good to glance at the sun and learn you’re not gonna die you’re just stupid