That’s the thing, I already have it. I’ve been doing a season swap of clothing and also trying stuff on to determine if it is worth keeping. This one is in the “keep til spring and reevaluate” tote

Coroner's Report: 46yo white woman, cause of death was accidental strangling by faux suede dress because she was too lazy to unzip it before trying it on.

Absolute fact.

He's been wanting to get that message across going back to his first term. If the insurrection act is used and martial law declared, the news media will be the first up against the wall in Trump's version of Gilead

I will never, ever, trust her. Her fight with Trump makes me want to buy her a beer (just one), but the shit I’d say to her after would get that beer thrown in my face.

And I have to have dinner with both of them in 10 days and not react

Yeah. The more secrets I uncover, the more okay I am with the idea that some of these fuckers will hate me when I come out.

My tamagotchi composed more coherent sentences

In the words of all Minnesotan’s: “Ope”

Oh shit. If my weekend wasn’t screwy already, I’d make an evening trip for that

The fucking MUSICIAN was attentive.

NGL… the fact that eyes locked onto me when I entered the brewery made me strut just a little bit more

*provided I don’t experience a mishap with these ankle-breakers

Correction, it was closer to 2 years than 3.

Even if you use your voice against me, you deserve to use it.
Even if you vote against me, you deserve that vote.

But remember: voices & votes are RESPONSIBILITIES not RIGHTS. You will be held to what you say, and you had better be prepared to explain yourself. Your side won't always be in control.

I have these, they’re amazing!