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"Life is beautiful. If only life showed me that, then I wouldn't look for death.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Life is beautiful. If only life showed me that, then I wouldn't look for death.
"So how was your date last night?"
"Nah man that was dead on Arrival."
"Nah man that was dead on Arrival."
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October 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"So how was your date last night?"
"Nah man that was dead on Arrival."
"Nah man that was dead on Arrival."
"So what has been your greatest achievement Dr Frankenstein?"
"Becoming God."
"Becoming God."
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October 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"So what has been your greatest achievement Dr Frankenstein?"
"Becoming God."
"Becoming God."
"Four little monkeys jumping on the bed. To calm them down I chop one's head."
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October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Four little monkeys jumping on the bed. To calm them down I chop one's head."
"Cuddles what are you doing under the bed kitty baby?" She then hears a meow next to her.
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October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"Cuddles what are you doing under the bed kitty baby?" She then hears a meow next to her.
"Why don't you ask God for forgiveness my child? Because he abandoned us a long time ago."
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October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"Why don't you ask God for forgiveness my child? Because he abandoned us a long time ago."
"I wish for my parents to stay together and not to split up. Will I guess Santa took to literally."
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October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"I wish for my parents to stay together and not to split up. Will I guess Santa took to literally."
"Johnny got a little hot under the collar so we cooled him off. We just forgot he was out there."
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October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Johnny got a little hot under the collar so we cooled him off. We just forgot he was out there."
"We all have skeletons in our closets. 13 in mine actually."
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October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"We all have skeletons in our closets. 13 in mine actually."
"Oh I just love to walk around with my friends. Almost just as much as I dance on their graves."
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Oh I just love to walk around with my friends. Almost just as much as I dance on their graves."
"Oh God I feel horrible. I knew I shouldn't touch that rat."
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October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Oh God I feel horrible. I knew I shouldn't touch that rat."
"What are you going to do little man tell your mommy on us?"
"No I'm going to sick my Mummy on you."
"No I'm going to sick my Mummy on you."
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October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"What are you going to do little man tell your mommy on us?"
"No I'm going to sick my Mummy on you."
"No I'm going to sick my Mummy on you."
"I nearly lost my head driving on the ice. If only I could get it to stay on my shoulders."
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October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"I nearly lost my head driving on the ice. If only I could get it to stay on my shoulders."
"Well chief we may have some luck, there seems to be DNA on the victim. You alright chief is that cut on your neck bothering you?"
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October 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Well chief we may have some luck, there seems to be DNA on the victim. You alright chief is that cut on your neck bothering you?"
"I told the genie that I wanted to shine like a star. We'll be careful what you wish for, you might get."
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October 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"I told the genie that I wanted to shine like a star. We'll be careful what you wish for, you might get."
"Your haunted house is great Fred that dead body prop looks so realistic."
"But we don't have a dead body prop."
"But we don't have a dead body prop."
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October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Your haunted house is great Fred that dead body prop looks so realistic."
"But we don't have a dead body prop."
"But we don't have a dead body prop."
"The Moon looks beautiful tonight."
"Perfect for a midnight run."
"Perfect for a midnight run."
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October 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"The Moon looks beautiful tonight."
"Perfect for a midnight run."
"Perfect for a midnight run."
"This place looks so beautiful, what's it called again?"
"I believe the natives called is .... Earth."
"I believe the natives called is .... Earth."
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October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"This place looks so beautiful, what's it called again?"
"I believe the natives called is .... Earth."
"I believe the natives called is .... Earth."
"Don't worry about me Mommy I have a guardian angel watching me. His name is Lucifer."
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October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Don't worry about me Mommy I have a guardian angel watching me. His name is Lucifer."
"My husband to be said to me that his ex was a real witch. Little did I know how true that was."
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October 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"My husband to be said to me that his ex was a real witch. Little did I know how true that was."
"How do I still hear screaming? I thought the slit would shut her up."
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October 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"How do I still hear screaming? I thought the slit would shut her up."
"The problem with contracting the other side. Is someone it wants to stay connected."
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October 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"The problem with contracting the other side. Is someone it wants to stay connected."