fungus-infested critter
@tristanswife.bsky.social
i’m the only valid tristan fgo selfshipper bc i like to hit him in the back of his head with a rolled up newspaper after the divorce | banner: @poleenopoleeno.bsky.social
I’m dizzy why does he do that
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m dizzy why does he do that
Sometimes I feed my white girl coleslaw and he screams loud as fuuckkkk
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sometimes I feed my white girl coleslaw and he screams loud as fuuckkkk
autism be damned this king can cook (illegally poached lobsters)
September 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
autism be damned this king can cook (illegally poached lobsters)
who gave you permission to be built like this
September 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
who gave you permission to be built like this
September 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
these are my babygirls if you’d like to see them 🙂↕️
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
these are my babygirls if you’d like to see them 🙂↕️
sorrgy i have a parasite
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
sorrgy i have a parasite
Oh… Agravain….
September 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh… Agravain….
I miss them very much 🥹
September 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I miss them very much 🥹
He takes them off in his FA 🙂↕️ morning twink toes analysis
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He takes them off in his FA 🙂↕️ morning twink toes analysis
Suddenly learned that Noah FGO has jewelry on his feet? (and his toes are long as fuck)
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Suddenly learned that Noah FGO has jewelry on his feet? (and his toes are long as fuck)
boy why are you so Camote Poblano
September 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
boy why are you so Camote Poblano
I am thinking about these critters (built like dry erase markers 🙂↕️)
September 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I am thinking about these critters (built like dry erase markers 🙂↕️)
remembering i have this joke set up and feeling irrationally upset since there’s an empty spot
September 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
remembering i have this joke set up and feeling irrationally upset since there’s an empty spot
the face of a man pushing 40 and had two kids
September 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the face of a man pushing 40 and had two kids
I think about this FGO self insert / yume comic that I commissioned from @hootvt.ireprism.com almost every day 🙂↕️
September 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think about this FGO self insert / yume comic that I commissioned from @hootvt.ireprism.com almost every day 🙂↕️
these are really old things i posted on the Other App take them
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
these are really old things i posted on the Other App take them
sorry for the daily self shipping after being inactive for several months I think I have a. Parasite
September 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
sorry for the daily self shipping after being inactive for several months I think I have a. Parasite
hello lanag nation
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
hello lanag nation
thank you! 🙂↕️ i have to keep him in line when bedivere isn’t available 🫶
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
thank you! 🙂↕️ i have to keep him in line when bedivere isn’t available 🫶
ok goodnight chat
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
ok goodnight chat
i cannot get over how stupid the fujimaru wakanai illustrator draws tristan (bonus agravain 🩷🫶💕)
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i cannot get over how stupid the fujimaru wakanai illustrator draws tristan (bonus agravain 🩷🫶💕)
this horrible white girl plagues my mind
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
this horrible white girl plagues my mind