Tristan Orr
@tristanorr.bsky.social
I guess it was only a matter of time before Santa became a nazi
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I guess it was only a matter of time before Santa became a nazi
“Run at a conversational pace”
Come on now. Impossible.
Come on now. Impossible.
July 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“Run at a conversational pace”
Come on now. Impossible.
Come on now. Impossible.
Heard a guy leaving the seventh Jurassic Park movie complain that it was derivative.
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Heard a guy leaving the seventh Jurassic Park movie complain that it was derivative.
People don’t say “you bet your sweet bippy” enough anymore.
April 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
People don’t say “you bet your sweet bippy” enough anymore.
Very busy in the cbd right now. As if some kind of festival is taking place.
March 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Very busy in the cbd right now. As if some kind of festival is taking place.
Very disappointed Green Day didn’t play the 1998 Godzilla soundtrack version of Brain Stew at their show tonight.
March 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Very disappointed Green Day didn’t play the 1998 Godzilla soundtrack version of Brain Stew at their show tonight.
I wonder if booking.com have heard of over exposure
February 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I wonder if booking.com have heard of over exposure
I enjoyed the ape rock star film. For more similarly detailed movie reviews, please see my Letterboxd.
February 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I enjoyed the ape rock star film. For more similarly detailed movie reviews, please see my Letterboxd.
Finally the dunce cap is in fashion
February 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Finally the dunce cap is in fashion
It’s very funny that macy gray keeps agreeing to go on the masked singer and then throws a tantrum every time she gets eliminated because of her extremely distinctive voice.
January 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It’s very funny that macy gray keeps agreeing to go on the masked singer and then throws a tantrum every time she gets eliminated because of her extremely distinctive voice.
Another dimension
December 30, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Another dimension
I see a guy on a unicycle way more often than I ever thought I would.
December 29, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I see a guy on a unicycle way more often than I ever thought I would.
Every year at Christmas a family member will tell me I’ve gotten taller. If this was actually true, I’d be 7ft tall by now.
December 27, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Every year at Christmas a family member will tell me I’ve gotten taller. If this was actually true, I’d be 7ft tall by now.
Saw a dog this morning with its lead in its mouth like it was taking itself for a walk.
December 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Saw a dog this morning with its lead in its mouth like it was taking itself for a walk.
Clairo is a very Australian stage name for someone named Claire.
December 22, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Clairo is a very Australian stage name for someone named Claire.
The amount of ways the human body can be a real shit is seemingly endless.
December 20, 2024 at 9:24 AM
The amount of ways the human body can be a real shit is seemingly endless.
It’s funny how much the sound of a xylophone can be associated with the image of a skeleton falling apart.
December 14, 2024 at 10:52 AM
It’s funny how much the sound of a xylophone can be associated with the image of a skeleton falling apart.
I’ve seen signs for Traffic Island everywhere, but I haven’t met a single person that’s ever been there.
December 8, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I’ve seen signs for Traffic Island everywhere, but I haven’t met a single person that’s ever been there.
Never is it more obvious that the Matilda’s need lots of sponsors than those weird as hell subway ads.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Never is it more obvious that the Matilda’s need lots of sponsors than those weird as hell subway ads.
Oh no, there’s a bustle in my hedgerow.
December 6, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Oh no, there’s a bustle in my hedgerow.
I was an alright futsal goalie for about a decade, so obviously I know how the professionals feel and the way they should play.
December 1, 2024 at 11:33 AM
I was an alright futsal goalie for about a decade, so obviously I know how the professionals feel and the way they should play.