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Tristan Murphy
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- *Cuts funding to healthcare system*
- *Healthcare system stops working*
- “The healthcare system doesn’t work!”
- *Cuts more funding to healthcare system*

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June 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Nor I 😔
June 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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It’s called being a dog.
June 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I can get behind swag but pizzazz is just crossing a line! 😤
June 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Turns out no one actually understands droid, she’s all “Vader is Luke’s father,” and 3p0 is like “what do you mean my head’s on backwards??”
June 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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R2 remembered everything and that’s why he’s mad bleep-blooping nonstop like “why is no one listening to me?!?”
June 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Clouds are nice.
May 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open
Alt: Andy surprise parks and rec gif
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May 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Is property inherently theft!?!?
May 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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My neighbours and I made ourselves and you’re welcome to play with us, since I can’t play anymore 🥲. We’re the Basement Potential household on the gallery.
May 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I love critical role!
May 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Only in that I’m very particular and uptight about sex. It gets very confusing.
May 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Power move
May 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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That was you!?!? 🤕
May 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM