Tristan Davey
@tristandavey.com
Director @ SPNQ. Former RANlytics & SafetyCulture. Australian history afficiando and collector of retro tech. 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Gurambilbarra, Australia.
*tapping the sign increasingly desperately and insistently*
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
*tapping the sign increasingly desperately and insistently*
Met a new friend in my back yard this weekend… #townsville #australia
September 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Met a new friend in my back yard this weekend… #townsville #australia
Do you think the Grimace/O’Grimacey family share a common ancestor with Gritty?
September 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Do you think the Grimace/O’Grimacey family share a common ancestor with Gritty?
I prefer Dick pics honestly…
September 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I prefer Dick pics honestly…
Getting ready to do my taxes…
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Getting ready to do my taxes…
What kinda 'welfare checks' you reckon this vigilante in my neighbourhood's crime group is carrying out at 4:30am?
![A screenshot of a Facebook post in a redacted Crime Alerts group. The post reads "Patrols pimlico, all those activ [sic] areas,Gladstone,St[sic] ect,[sic] both servos, welfare checks, Mysterton..". It shows three photos, one including an unidentifiable weapon in the passengers seat of a car. Other photos are of neighbourhood streets.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxm75um7toe6dxpgerpdvi6i/bafkreiccee5f32cvolnvps26rv47mgchsjbtgbhel5dgc6wgxhhhpozzke@jpeg)
August 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What kinda 'welfare checks' you reckon this vigilante in my neighbourhood's crime group is carrying out at 4:30am?
CNC go brrrrrrrrrrrr
August 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
CNC go brrrrrrrrrrrr
I’ve somehow lost so many pairs of socks recently I’m down to only some pairs of @microsoft promo socks. So I guess I’m repping Microsoft today.
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve somehow lost so many pairs of socks recently I’m down to only some pairs of @microsoft promo socks. So I guess I’m repping Microsoft today.
The AI summaries of the episodes are the most depressing thing I’ve ever read, but the AI is Jesse’s biggest fan.
July 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The AI summaries of the episodes are the most depressing thing I’ve ever read, but the AI is Jesse’s biggest fan.
There’s something slightly demonic about the BARTmobile but I can’t quite put my finger on it… maybe it’s the sheer number of hats he owns.
June 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
There’s something slightly demonic about the BARTmobile but I can’t quite put my finger on it… maybe it’s the sheer number of hats he owns.
This is gonna sound like an insane tip. But I always squash the paper towel and other rolls hanging in my workshop so they can’t unroll on their own. A stiff breeze is all you need to completely unroll one of these otherwise.
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is gonna sound like an insane tip. But I always squash the paper towel and other rolls hanging in my workshop so they can’t unroll on their own. A stiff breeze is all you need to completely unroll one of these otherwise.
Had an incredible evening seeing @boontavista.com live including special guest, garrulous Theo. Thanks for the laughs and the introduction to very large bottles of high percentage Polish beer…
May 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Had an incredible evening seeing @boontavista.com live including special guest, garrulous Theo. Thanks for the laughs and the introduction to very large bottles of high percentage Polish beer…
Do you think Anubis was any good at tenpin bowling?
May 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Do you think Anubis was any good at tenpin bowling?
Out on the road early to try and catch the first 100% Australian built space launch. Fingers crossed they can launch today🤞#gspace #gilmourspace #bowenorbitalspaceport
May 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Out on the road early to try and catch the first 100% Australian built space launch. Fingers crossed they can launch today🤞#gspace #gilmourspace #bowenorbitalspaceport
The river was holding pretty level all day at mine. I’m pretty confident we won’t even get water in the street unless conditions dramatically change. #townsvillefloods
February 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The river was holding pretty level all day at mine. I’m pretty confident we won’t even get water in the street unless conditions dramatically change. #townsvillefloods
The river is just starting to push into Riverview St, Hermit Park at 10:10am. It is about the same level as yesterday’s morning tide peak. 2 hours to go until high tide. #townsvillefloods
February 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The river is just starting to push into Riverview St, Hermit Park at 10:10am. It is about the same level as yesterday’s morning tide peak. 2 hours to go until high tide. #townsvillefloods
Things are getting bleak over on the bird site…
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Things are getting bleak over on the bird site…
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
HMS Beagle
HMS Beagle
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
HMS Beagle
HMS Beagle