@trishue.bsky.social
I'm ugly and beautiful at the same time, just like life
I hate all those weird permutations we have on the angel shot. I don’t remember any of them. If you order an angel shot on the rocks I’m gonna think there’s an active shooter in the building.
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I hate all those weird permutations we have on the angel shot. I don’t remember any of them. If you order an angel shot on the rocks I’m gonna think there’s an active shooter in the building.
Not now babe, I'm calling Kim Kardash asking how much I can get for my bush hair
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not now babe, I'm calling Kim Kardash asking how much I can get for my bush hair
So where can I start selling my bush hair to make these fancy Kim Kardashian thongs???
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So where can I start selling my bush hair to make these fancy Kim Kardashian thongs???
Making up lore for this guy I met three weeks ago (I don't believe him) (I want to suffer)
July 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Making up lore for this guy I met three weeks ago (I don't believe him) (I want to suffer)
Y'all will be like "AI is for dummies" and then cheat at the Wordle
July 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Y'all will be like "AI is for dummies" and then cheat at the Wordle
"I go to Columbia Univeristy... learning about butt's and squirting" - me on AOL chat at 14 years old
May 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"I go to Columbia Univeristy... learning about butt's and squirting" - me on AOL chat at 14 years old
Guest at the bar: surprise me!
Me: *makes Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail: Cachaca with limes & granulated sugar, shaken like I'm trying to rattle the last bit of dignity out of my own soul*
Me: This is Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail
Guest: oh
Me: do you like it?
Guest: no
Me: *makes Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail: Cachaca with limes & granulated sugar, shaken like I'm trying to rattle the last bit of dignity out of my own soul*
Me: This is Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail
Guest: oh
Me: do you like it?
Guest: no
May 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Guest at the bar: surprise me!
Me: *makes Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail: Cachaca with limes & granulated sugar, shaken like I'm trying to rattle the last bit of dignity out of my own soul*
Me: This is Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail
Guest: oh
Me: do you like it?
Guest: no
Me: *makes Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail: Cachaca with limes & granulated sugar, shaken like I'm trying to rattle the last bit of dignity out of my own soul*
Me: This is Anthony Bourdain's favorite cocktail
Guest: oh
Me: do you like it?
Guest: no
He's quiet but that dick loud and obnoxious praise God
May 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
He's quiet but that dick loud and obnoxious praise God
One thing that me and Jesus have in common is that we're suffering for another man's sins
April 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One thing that me and Jesus have in common is that we're suffering for another man's sins
getting married is actually so cringe
April 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
getting married is actually so cringe
What I'd wear to get married in a suspiciously yellow triangle shaped house
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
What I'd wear to get married in a suspiciously yellow triangle shaped house
oopsie i have been caught giving a fuck
March 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
oopsie i have been caught giving a fuck
Shes a ten but every four days a spider crawls out her pussy
March 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Shes a ten but every four days a spider crawls out her pussy
At the chilis crowdfunding my abortion
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
At the chilis crowdfunding my abortion
At least he knows
January 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
At least he knows
I was put on this earth to be a tradwife with a garden and bake sourdough but everything's fucked so now I have to do feminism
January 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was put on this earth to be a tradwife with a garden and bake sourdough but everything's fucked so now I have to do feminism
Protect the rights of weird girls who's behavior is deeply unsettling
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Protect the rights of weird girls who's behavior is deeply unsettling
Strange unsettling girls are the backbone of this planet. Yall wouldn't even LEAVE THE HOUSE if we weren't lurking around doing our little strange girl things.
January 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Strange unsettling girls are the backbone of this planet. Yall wouldn't even LEAVE THE HOUSE if we weren't lurking around doing our little strange girl things.
"yall need to shut up about tiktok" ugh just say you hate women and go
January 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"yall need to shut up about tiktok" ugh just say you hate women and go
"You're so funny!" Thanks! I'm not allowed to own firearms
January 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"You're so funny!" Thanks! I'm not allowed to own firearms
Flirt tip: tell any man they remind you of Ron Swanson. they froth up at that shit.
January 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Flirt tip: tell any man they remind you of Ron Swanson. they froth up at that shit.
i STAND for the FLAG
i KNEEL for my FINDOM
i KNEEL for my FINDOM
January 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i STAND for the FLAG
i KNEEL for my FINDOM
i KNEEL for my FINDOM
Going to put my nose ring back in because I'm sick of dating dudes who have jobs
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Going to put my nose ring back in because I'm sick of dating dudes who have jobs