triscuitsforkids
@triscuitsforkids.bsky.social
Some snark. Some satire. Some stories.
Mostly nonsense.
All opinions and ideas are my own. Unless they’re really dumb. Then they’re Biden’s.
Mostly nonsense.
All opinions and ideas are my own. Unless they’re really dumb. Then they’re Biden’s.
Again, but slower this time, please.
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Again, but slower this time, please.
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Have we considered that it might be the access to guns? Just spitballin’.
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Have we considered that it might be the access to guns? Just spitballin’.
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Wake up, America, or I fear we may not have elections in 2028.
September 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wake up, America, or I fear we may not have elections in 2028.
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I still am stunned, years later, that dozens of cops at Uvalde waited 77 minutes to kill the shooter while kids died.
Has ANYONE been held accountable?
Has ANYONE been held accountable?
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I still am stunned, years later, that dozens of cops at Uvalde waited 77 minutes to kill the shooter while kids died.
Has ANYONE been held accountable?
Has ANYONE been held accountable?
How fucked are we??
May I present 💁♀️…
May I present 💁♀️…
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How fucked are we??
May I present 💁♀️…
May I present 💁♀️…
Meanwhile, in Nepal…. @newseye.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Meanwhile, in Nepal…. @newseye.bsky.social
This week’s most fragile man award goes to…
September 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This week’s most fragile man award goes to…
DEI and CPAC confirm, we are ALL domestic terrorists. Bless. 🌈
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
DEI and CPAC confirm, we are ALL domestic terrorists. Bless. 🌈
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💔 Heartbreaking: ICE is snatching workers in Mount Pleasant, D.C.
Neighbors shout back: “Get the fuck out of our city!”
Neighbors shout back: “Get the fuck out of our city!”
August 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
💔 Heartbreaking: ICE is snatching workers in Mount Pleasant, D.C.
Neighbors shout back: “Get the fuck out of our city!”
Neighbors shout back: “Get the fuck out of our city!”
But, if the cracker and barrel are removed from the logo, is it still a Cracker Barrel?
August 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
But, if the cracker and barrel are removed from the logo, is it still a Cracker Barrel?
Peacetime prezzies really are the best ✌️☮️ 🥰
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peacetime prezzies really are the best ✌️☮️ 🥰
It tracks, though, right?
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It tracks, though, right?
White House Quarterly Clitoris Council report.
August 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
White House Quarterly Clitoris Council report.
In a surprise to no one, we are the bad guys. Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Release the files.
August 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In a surprise to no one, we are the bad guys. Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Release the files.
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This wasn’t just a security breach, documents obtained by NPR from a hotel guest who found them on a printer revealed something even more disturbing: a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, “In honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.”
August 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This wasn’t just a security breach, documents obtained by NPR from a hotel guest who found them on a printer revealed something even more disturbing: a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, “In honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.”
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Not sure if this is a new ad or not but new to me. What a powerful message from this sex abuse survivor about how difficult it is now to get abortions even for incest. The Pedophile protectors of the GOP need to be stopped. Our kids deserve better then this world. That's why we fight this.
August 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Not sure if this is a new ad or not but new to me. What a powerful message from this sex abuse survivor about how difficult it is now to get abortions even for incest. The Pedophile protectors of the GOP need to be stopped. Our kids deserve better then this world. That's why we fight this.