Trinity Zook Author
@trinityzookauthor.bsky.social
Bizarro fiction author & horror narrator 💀 Award-winning author of Grandma the Barbarian 💀 Living proof that too much television will rot your brain 💀
How come nobody told me Don Rickles played a vampire in a 90s horror comedy?? I feel so betrayed.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
How come nobody told me Don Rickles played a vampire in a 90s horror comedy?? I feel so betrayed.
Sometimes, my day job feels like an episode of Double Dare.
September 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes, my day job feels like an episode of Double Dare.
"What do you mean these characters have no names? I've gotta name them myself?"
#amwriting
#amwriting
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"What do you mean these characters have no names? I've gotta name them myself?"
#amwriting
#amwriting
After all these years, finally found the name of that fever-dream movie with the giant robot with the spaceship head: Invader 1991. Free on Tubi. Stop motion still slaps, early CGI… not so much. #CultCinema
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
After all these years, finally found the name of that fever-dream movie with the giant robot with the spaceship head: Invader 1991. Free on Tubi. Stop motion still slaps, early CGI… not so much. #CultCinema
"Urge to spite... rising."
Just realized it’s been two weeks since I touched my spite project. Now that I’ve opened it again, I can see how close I am to finishing. Time to push through. #amwriting
Just realized it’s been two weeks since I touched my spite project. Now that I’ve opened it again, I can see how close I am to finishing. Time to push through. #amwriting
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Urge to spite... rising."
Just realized it’s been two weeks since I touched my spite project. Now that I’ve opened it again, I can see how close I am to finishing. Time to push through. #amwriting
Just realized it’s been two weeks since I touched my spite project. Now that I’ve opened it again, I can see how close I am to finishing. Time to push through. #amwriting
You. Me. This weekend. Spite project.
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You. Me. This weekend. Spite project.
I never thought I’d miss mac & cheese. But here I am, broke and hungry, wishing for the simplest comfort. 💔
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I never thought I’d miss mac & cheese. But here I am, broke and hungry, wishing for the simplest comfort. 💔
Haven’t touched my spite project in a few days. Turns out a cold can knock the piss and vinegar out of even the pettiest writer.
This is me working on getting that motivation back:
This is me working on getting that motivation back:
August 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Haven’t touched my spite project in a few days. Turns out a cold can knock the piss and vinegar out of even the pettiest writer.
This is me working on getting that motivation back:
This is me working on getting that motivation back:
If they ever made my spite project into a movie, I already know exactly who I’d cast. No auditions needed. 🎬🩸
August 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If they ever made my spite project into a movie, I already know exactly who I’d cast. No auditions needed. 🎬🩸
Every book needs a face. My brother’s designing the one for my spite project.
These samples should give you a taste of his dark, sharp, and unforgettable style. The final cover is going to be so bloody good.
These samples should give you a taste of his dark, sharp, and unforgettable style. The final cover is going to be so bloody good.
August 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Every book needs a face. My brother’s designing the one for my spite project.
These samples should give you a taste of his dark, sharp, and unforgettable style. The final cover is going to be so bloody good.
These samples should give you a taste of his dark, sharp, and unforgettable style. The final cover is going to be so bloody good.
Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it and send a donation to me on Ko-fi. Don’t delay, eternal happiness (and helping me keep a roof over my head) is just a donation away.
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August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it and send a donation to me on Ko-fi. Don’t delay, eternal happiness (and helping me keep a roof over my head) is just a donation away.
ko-fi.com/thesuperabsu...
ko-fi.com/thesuperabsu...
💀 I was working on a spite-fueled book this week born from fear and hate. But today? The file vanished. All my progress, gone. Like the universe said, “More rage? Coming right up.” Guess we’re burning it down and starting over from the ashes.
#AmWriting #SpiteProject #RageFuel
#AmWriting #SpiteProject #RageFuel
August 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
💀 I was working on a spite-fueled book this week born from fear and hate. But today? The file vanished. All my progress, gone. Like the universe said, “More rage? Coming right up.” Guess we’re burning it down and starting over from the ashes.
#AmWriting #SpiteProject #RageFuel
#AmWriting #SpiteProject #RageFuel
I put my passion project on hold. Passion’s gone. What I’ve got now is fear and anger, so I’m making a spite project instead. #amwriting
August 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I put my passion project on hold. Passion’s gone. What I’ve got now is fear and anger, so I’m making a spite project instead. #amwriting
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August 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Original Art Inelegant/Imperfect Brain Acrylic Painting By Shane Rodriguez
#ebay #ebayfinds #uniquegifts #nostalgia #originalart #humanartist #rentsdue #everythingmustgo #makeanoffer
Original Art Inelegant/Imperfect Brain Acrylic Painting By Shane Rodriguez
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What time does the bread line open?
July 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What time does the bread line open?
Current mood
July 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Current mood
Starting to wonder if I’ve been shadowbanned or if I’m just screaming into the void again… Let me know if you can see this.
July 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Starting to wonder if I’ve been shadowbanned or if I’m just screaming into the void again… Let me know if you can see this.
Hey… you. Yeah, you with the good taste in chaos.
Come grab a barbarian sticker. You know you want to.
It’ll look awesome and help me not perish in the Wastelands of Rent and Ramen. Tremendously.
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#IndieAuthor #BarbarianSticker #WeirdArt #SupportIndie
Come grab a barbarian sticker. You know you want to.
It’ll look awesome and help me not perish in the Wastelands of Rent and Ramen. Tremendously.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianSticker #WeirdArt #SupportIndie
July 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey… you. Yeah, you with the good taste in chaos.
Come grab a barbarian sticker. You know you want to.
It’ll look awesome and help me not perish in the Wastelands of Rent and Ramen. Tremendously.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianSticker #WeirdArt #SupportIndie
Come grab a barbarian sticker. You know you want to.
It’ll look awesome and help me not perish in the Wastelands of Rent and Ramen. Tremendously.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianSticker #WeirdArt #SupportIndie
For the price of one sad gas station hot dog, you could support a broke indie author and get a badass barbarian sticker that doesn’t taste like regret.
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#StickerShop #FunStickers #EtsyFinds #CollectTheAll #SupportIndieAuthors #RentsDue
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#StickerShop #FunStickers #EtsyFinds #CollectTheAll #SupportIndieAuthors #RentsDue
July 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
For the price of one sad gas station hot dog, you could support a broke indie author and get a badass barbarian sticker that doesn’t taste like regret.
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#StickerShop #FunStickers #EtsyFinds #CollectTheAll #SupportIndieAuthors #RentsDue
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#StickerShop #FunStickers #EtsyFinds #CollectTheAll #SupportIndieAuthors #RentsDue
🚨 Rent’s due, and the goblins are knocking.
Grab the Grandma the Barbarian Survival Pack: signed book + 6 killer stickers.
Every order keeps us afloat this month.
👉 Get yours on Etsy: wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianGrandma #EmergencySale #HelpNeeded
Grab the Grandma the Barbarian Survival Pack: signed book + 6 killer stickers.
Every order keeps us afloat this month.
👉 Get yours on Etsy: wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianGrandma #EmergencySale #HelpNeeded
July 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🚨 Rent’s due, and the goblins are knocking.
Grab the Grandma the Barbarian Survival Pack: signed book + 6 killer stickers.
Every order keeps us afloat this month.
👉 Get yours on Etsy: wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianGrandma #EmergencySale #HelpNeeded
Grab the Grandma the Barbarian Survival Pack: signed book + 6 killer stickers.
Every order keeps us afloat this month.
👉 Get yours on Etsy: wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#IndieAuthor #BarbarianGrandma #EmergencySale #HelpNeeded
She's big. She's pissed. And she's family.
🪓 👵 ❤️
Grandma the Barbarian - a.co/d/g8taDyZ
#BizarroFiction #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #BookTwitter
🪓 👵 ❤️
Grandma the Barbarian - a.co/d/g8taDyZ
#BizarroFiction #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #BookTwitter
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
She's big. She's pissed. And she's family.
🪓 👵 ❤️
Grandma the Barbarian - a.co/d/g8taDyZ
#BizarroFiction #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #BookTwitter
🪓 👵 ❤️
Grandma the Barbarian - a.co/d/g8taDyZ
#BizarroFiction #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #BookTwitter
"Everybody wants stickers. Stickers will make everything all better. Stickers! Stickers!"
Every Barbarian Survival Pack on Etsy comes a signed Grandma the Barbarian + 6 barbarian stickers.
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#BizarroFiction #StickerLove #TeamBarbarian #RentsDue
Every Barbarian Survival Pack on Etsy comes a signed Grandma the Barbarian + 6 barbarian stickers.
🛒 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #StickerLove #TeamBarbarian #RentsDue
July 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Everybody wants stickers. Stickers will make everything all better. Stickers! Stickers!"
Every Barbarian Survival Pack on Etsy comes a signed Grandma the Barbarian + 6 barbarian stickers.
🛒 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #StickerLove #TeamBarbarian #RentsDue
Every Barbarian Survival Pack on Etsy comes a signed Grandma the Barbarian + 6 barbarian stickers.
🛒 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #StickerLove #TeamBarbarian #RentsDue
The goblins want rent. The fridge echoes. And the last shred of sanity is pinned to a signed book and six wild stickers.
Snag a Barbarian Survival Pack and help me survive the month.
Every order is a lifeline.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #IndieAuthor #RentHelp
Snag a Barbarian Survival Pack and help me survive the month.
Every order is a lifeline.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #IndieAuthor #RentHelp
July 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The goblins want rent. The fridge echoes. And the last shred of sanity is pinned to a signed book and six wild stickers.
Snag a Barbarian Survival Pack and help me survive the month.
Every order is a lifeline.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #IndieAuthor #RentHelp
Snag a Barbarian Survival Pack and help me survive the month.
Every order is a lifeline.
👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com/listing/4334...
#BizarroFiction #IndieAuthor #RentHelp