I exist to destroy whiteness.

Okay.

My coworker finished her Sega tree and I screamed.

Thinking about how this motherfucker would do some elaborate plot to steal Christmas presents around the world until he gets blindsided by a kid asking about his tooth and he slap boxes them into getting fucking arrested again

Another holiday alone.

when you want to call out tomorrow for mental health day but not only do 3 departments rely on you to save them cuz you're their best worker but u dont have pto because the company doesnt give it until a year so you just have to go to ur 9-5 and smile through it

Excellent...

I saw JoJo’s and the video game series you’re into and instantly got excited.