Give me a bed with either DS9 Worf, First Contact Worf, or Picard Worf in it, and I would make babies with him in a heartbeat... and I would be glad I can't literally have babies with him, because he's not a great father. 😂

Why do tech companies keep giving us stuff we didn't ask for, and keep *not* giving us the stuff we *do* ask for? How is that a successful business model? 😩

There's gotta be better options for data deletion services out there... I heard good things about EasyOptOuts on a few episodes of the Surveillance Report vlog, but that's about it.

I feel this a lot too...

Is there a reason you posted your comment as a picture instead of plain text?

There's something about those goofycute guys. And then there's the uglycute ones.

Awww! 🥰

OMG! Glad you're okay. And good thing you're in such capable hands. Or paws.

@haha that's the sex number

@what if phones but too much

All the "sounds like [...] but okay" ones.

@there really is a tag group for everything

There was one I got a lot of use out of early on, @really puts your cortex in a vortex. That was just the funniest shit to me for some reason.

Haha, that's the sex number.

Have you tried reversing the polarity?

Let us edit our posts already! 😭

Can editing posts be next please? 🥺

Here's what's truly fucked up about this. No one actually talks like that. I know the agent is answering the phone like that because their boss told them they *must* do it. No normal person is that obsequious—unless their job is on the line. Which is ghoulish.