Asphalt Cowgirl
@trickdaddydoll.bsky.social
dodging weight stations tbh 🤷🏽♀️| certified zip tie technician | guapaholic | 504
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Say da tay, on the runny side
QUARTER POUND HALF A POUND WHOLE POUND OKAY
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 AM
QUARTER POUND HALF A POUND WHOLE POUND OKAY
Met dude like 24hrs prior to this
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Met dude like 24hrs prior to this
Ladaddy and Ladude would make some great pet names
November 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Ladaddy and Ladude would make some great pet names
Alright Ladaddy chill out
November 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Alright Ladaddy chill out
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Cigarettes have the worst smell known to man smelling that will ruin my day
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Cigarettes have the worst smell known to man smelling that will ruin my day
First time in a section tn and might be my last time for a long time cause them mfs was unorganized fr
November 30, 2024 at 6:32 AM
First time in a section tn and might be my last time for a long time cause them mfs was unorganized fr
I listen. I might judge a lil here and there but I’ll listen fr.
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 AM
I listen. I might judge a lil here and there but I’ll listen fr.
Yew just got pranked this is nephew Tommy
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Yew just got pranked this is nephew Tommy
My pinky toe nail grow like a mf pig nose 😞
November 25, 2024 at 9:22 AM
My pinky toe nail grow like a mf pig nose 😞
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Whoever came up with the insult “are schools illegal in America?” really cooked us tbh.
November 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Whoever came up with the insult “are schools illegal in America?” really cooked us tbh.
I just ate a lot of garlic fr
November 25, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I just ate a lot of garlic fr
I wanna hear Bryson tiller music for the first time again
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I wanna hear Bryson tiller music for the first time again
Don’t talk down bout urself round me we don’t do that round here
November 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Don’t talk down bout urself round me we don’t do that round here
I’d lose my mind if I were allergic to seafood ngl
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I’d lose my mind if I were allergic to seafood ngl
Oh shit! The cringé
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Oh shit! The cringé
When I go nonverbal that’s the real me
November 19, 2024 at 3:33 AM
When I go nonverbal that’s the real me
Done told that man I wont him I need him and gots to have him he better fawkin respond I know that
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Done told that man I wont him I need him and gots to have him he better fawkin respond I know that
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Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
And always remember my brother, one fish two fish red fish blue fish. Knick knack patty whack, get a dog a bone two thousand zero zero party oops! Out of time my bacon smellin fine
November 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
And always remember my brother, one fish two fish red fish blue fish. Knick knack patty whack, get a dog a bone two thousand zero zero party oops! Out of time my bacon smellin fine
I love buying a book I wanna read and letting it sit. Then buying another book and letting it sit. And again. Again. So therapeutic fr
November 18, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I love buying a book I wanna read and letting it sit. Then buying another book and letting it sit. And again. Again. So therapeutic fr
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me tryna connect my charger without getting out of the bed:
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
me tryna connect my charger without getting out of the bed:
I would like to bookmark stuff too bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 10:12 AM
I would like to bookmark stuff too bluesky
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bluesky i love you but we need drafts!!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:09 PM
bluesky i love you but we need drafts!!!