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Tricia Lockwood
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left a hideous little malformed cub in the bookstore at o’hare
hideous little malformed cub in the bookstore at o’hare.
October 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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recent searches
dropdown of recent word searches that simply reads Velvety Manta Pubes
October 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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also absolutely insane energy in yesterday’s hotel bathroom
row of LOCKWOOD branded soaps in shower sinister pig for no reason
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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did miette voice for a full two minutes for @kristeniskandrian.bsky.social and the excellent people at thank you books in birmingham
woman reclines next to fluorescent cat poster as another woman holds her in a pieta same image except a box of cheezits is somehow more foregrounded
October 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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rolled up on this hoe at 9pm
me striking incredibly wide-legged stance at the grave of william faulkner
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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when you just want a meal but see your boyfriend coming
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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reaction image
miette enrobed in shadows on a staircase and making hiss-face closeup of miette hiss-face.
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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new orleans … city of mystery
me and jami attenberg posing in front of banana mural in the cats’ light
September 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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not removing for rest of tour. security be damned.
“sticky fingers” style jeans picture with a fluorescent cat pinned on the crotch
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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healing image of miette
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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tricia dressed as if she is in the “armadillo marines” posing in front of miley’s emerald record for party in the usa (not officially recognized but it is emerald)
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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the worst thang I ever drawn. do not look at it.
inscription of a cat with terrible upsetting human face
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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that bitch eating eggs in my escalade (eggs)
I am in my escalade eating six eggs.
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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a picture is being painted
item in minibar which is simply: COUPLES, COLLECTION FOR LOVERS. containing 2 X PREMIUM CONDOMS, SENSUAL INTIMATE LUBE, COUPLES VIBRATING RING, MINI VIBRATOR, PASSION DICE, FEATHER TICKLER
September 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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do you think he’s in here
sinister image of golfer’s hat left behind in hotel room, half concealed by drapes
September 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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look how calmly he plucks it
ol tall hands reaching over a sea of jumping women to easily pluck the necklace from our hands
September 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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finally it is time.
man in an iridescent cowboy hat that he STOLE and me in a paris review ballcap
September 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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bitch if you don’t. get over here and sit in my lap
SHEILA HOEY MIDDLETON has a degree in modern languages from Victoria University, New Zealand, and studied Art History at university in Florence and Oxford. She subsequently pursued her interests in these fields while living in Iran, Malaysia, Yugoslavia and Korea with her diplomat husband. Her publications include: Engraved Gems from Dalmatia from the collections of Sir John Gardner Wilkinson and Sir Arthur Evans in Harrow School, at Oxford and elsewhere. Ox University Committee for Archaeology, Monograph 31 (1991); and 'A Collection of Choson Dynasty White Sherds, Oriental Art, vol.XL, no.4 (1994-95). EROS SVE ARBORE DVPLICEM MODVLATVR CALAMUM EPITAVRVM. (Jasper) HERMES. CADVCEVM TENETET CRUMENAM. BVRNVM (Carnelian) PVERI BACCHICI IN PARDO EQVITANT (Carnelian) SCARDONA Three engraved gems and their sealing wax impressions originally in the collection of Sir Arthur Evans (nos. 38, 37, 40). ISBN 1-85522-587-5
September 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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ahahahaha. it’s all like this.
I Ancient Near Eastern Cylinder Seals and Stamp Seals ما لوز 9 86/1966 (Corkill, S.3) From Tello(?) Cylinder seal, white/cream shell. 33+ x 25-23mm (top broken off; slightly concave A Vegetation god or goddess wearing a flounced robe is seated on a wicker-work? throne on the left and is approached by three figures (a worshipper and/or other deities?) - all their heads are missing. Two of the approaching figures have both hands outstretched (holding offerings?), and the third carries a plough?); the first wears a short plain thin skirt (his legs show through) and the other two wear long striped, belted robes or skirts. Branches of vegetation sprout round the throne and from the legs of the first figure. The seal is worn and the top is broken off. Although serpentinite (8) was the most popular 3:2 material for seals in the Akkadian period, shell was also often used (10). A round drill has been used to mark the shoulders of the figures. As the heads are missing it is impossible to determine whether the figures are gods or goddesses, or whether one of them is a worshipper. These scenes were popular (see London WA 2, p.99, nos.207-22 for variations). For similar scenes see: London WA 2, n0.209 (= FI, no.106; EGAZ, abb.541 - Akkadian III) - serpentine; the goddess sits on a throne of the same type and one deity carries a plough. no.212 - serpentine; two deities with both hands outstretched as on the Exeter seal. Corpus, no.207 E - black serpentine; three gods approach a vegetation deity, one with a plough; the same theme as the Exeter seal but engraved in a different style. Akkadian: about 2300 BC linder 2500 BE Cylinder seal, white/ cream shell. 33+ x 25-23mm (top broken off; slightly concave) A Vegetation god or goddess wearing a flounced robe is seated on a wicker-work(?) throne on the left and is approached by three figures (a worshipper and/or other deities?) - all their heads are missing. Two of the approaching figures have both hands outstretched (holding offerings?), and the third carries a plough?); the first wears a short plain thin skirt (his legs show through) and the other two wear long striped, belted robes or skirts. Branches of vegetation sprout round the throne and from the legs of the first figure. The seal is worn and the top is broken off.
September 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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oh nothing just locked in my hotel room reading a book about SEALS, FINGER RINGS, ENGRAVED GEMS AND AMULETS. jealous
a green hardcover titled SEALS, FINGER RINGS, ENGRAVED GEMS AND AMULETS in the Royal Albert Memorial Museum, Exeter. by SHEILA HOEY MIDDLETON a cool name
September 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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for all those trying not to give SIR HARRY RICARDO (1885-1974) MECHANICAL ENGINEER his flowers …….. fuck off
blue plaque for sir harry ricardo (1895-1974) mechanical engineer
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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here are the tour cards for my US stops! seems uh sort of insane in retrospect but we’re doing it
tour dates: brooklyn, DC, st. paul, new orleans, oxford, jackson tour dates: birmingham, atlanta, gainesville, st. pete’s, savannah, iowa city, chicago, minneapolis tour dates: st. louis, salt lake city, san francisco, portland, austin, charleston, seattle, miami, key west
September 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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we have reached the apotheosis of ketorecipes (best subreddit in the history of forums.) it will never get better from here
a hard-boiled egg in a glass dish with fine chocolate shaved ‘pon it
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I gotta start writing books like this
two LOVE INSPIRED SUSPENSE books with the respective titles DEADLY RANCH ABDUCTION (tragic moose stuffie in the foreground) and DANGEROUS MOUNTAIN THREAT (black panther threatenin to suck you off)
September 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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3 years ago today. released.
man and woman trying to escape the dread l’hopital
August 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM