People who track their reading … do you count re-reads toward your goals? I never have but maybe I should be … #books #reading

Who knew WIRED would become one of the primary sources of breaking political news and critical insider information?

Hello. I work in local news. I am very tired. Please send #cats.

I am confused as to how you can just choose not to enforce a law passed by Congress and signed by the President regardless of the circumstances. Like, where is the line??

Can someone who actually understands civics past a high school level explain? #tiktok #tiktokban

This is like a tired parent giving up and saying “you know what, go ask your dad.” #tiktok #tiktokban

I don’t know who needs to know this but BABEL by @rfkuang.bsky.social and KINDRED by Octavia Butler are on sale on @librofm.bsky.social right now … other stuff too but these are the two that caught my eye.

I just need everyone to know that if I am distracted or agitated today, it is not you. My pants are too tight and it is ruining my entire morning.

As #HelloKitty turns 50, it is my duty to remind you that she is not a cat. She is a HUMAN CHILD.

Dear whoever wrote Snapple’s Real Fact #1027,

I love you.

No, I cannot join in your egg-price-related outrage because I genuinely don’t remember what a normal price for eggs is!

Can we talk about the irony of there being both a #WizardOfOz and #Wicked Monopoly game when the original story is so anti-capitalist?

It’s not you. Everyone is annoying today.