With a band?!? Pulling laterally??? That's sick. Props, props, props.

See, I'm looking for the box that says, "What I have in the refrigerator." Vegetable soup is opportunistic in my house.

And this is aimed at opinion, not looking for health?

Yes! I barely have enough opinion on making soup to check four boxes, and it's something I do on a regular basis.

Was the vegetable soup question aimed at a general population, I wonder? It's hard to imagine getting an informed set of opinions from almost any group today other than say, professional cooks or America's Test Kitchen subscribers.

Do I really need two kidneys?

If they ever need to run a fundraiser, this is it. "If we hit $10k, Peter has to read the Vanity Fair excerpts. If we hit $30k, Peter has to read the last chapter."

If you had a reason for the material to be diamonds, they change color after radiation in a spiffy way

That all sounds great until there's an unexpected contamination with plant pathogens, the irrigation system has upredictable clogs from algal or mineral deposits and the food starts coming out with a mysterious sprinkling of human pathogens. These are the problems I haven't seen solved yet.

I can't think of a reason someone who doesn't live in Maine should have to think about this.

I learn so much on Bluesky, and only half of it makes me want to open a vein.

Walking around Granada is such a delight

YAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!

The 70s have a lot to answer for.

When you start to hear your music in the grocery store, it's over

Fight Club was a deliberate detour as I understand it. The production didn't have time/budget for the principals to get hugely jacked - even by the standards of the time - so they opted for extreme low body fat and dehydration.

It came out beautifully. I can't wait to see the reaction when it's unwrapped

I got mine and it's fabulous! I just can't seem to get a post-worthy picture of it.