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Trials of a Trex 🦖
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Sweary Adult (49) She/Her. Loves Harry Styles,1D, most music, films, horror, concerts, cats, cruises, books, cooking. Undiagnosed ADHD. Hates lactose, dieting & bullsh1t. Crocheter. Easily Distracted. Ally 🌈
Not a fan of NYE. But have a good one whatever you’re doing. I shall be on the sofa with a cat. Probably asleep by 1030 🤣
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December 31, 2024 at 6:50 PM
#ThreeWordMonday Need a poo 💩
December 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Husband is back at work today. I’ve done 2 loads of washing, fed the birds, cleaned the kitchen, put Xmas table cloth away & normal one back on. Read the internet

*drums fingers bored*
December 30, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I’ve just made the best turkey risotto & we are watching the last Harry Potter. I know how to live
December 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Just had a quality pass out nap on the sofa.
December 29, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Got sciatica in my right arse cheek & hip. That can fuck off
December 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Went out for lunch today. Wore a frock. Shoved a steak sarny right in my face
December 28, 2024 at 8:55 PM
More family stuff today. Leftovers for another lunch & trivial pursuit. I won which is a minor miracle I will brag about for next 12 months
December 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
How was your Christmas Day? Hope it was good xx 💋
December 26, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Watching original Clash of the Titans. Fond memories of watching with my dad when I was a kid. Calibos was a right cunt wasn’t he. But Bubo was ace 🦉
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December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Bit of festive cooking. Check out my glazed meat 👅
December 23, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Cleaned absolute fuck out of my house today. I have also fallen asleep on the sofa twice this evening. I am elderly
December 22, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Did some festive stuff today at the local national trust mansion 🎄❤️
December 19, 2024 at 8:09 PM
True story
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December 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I’ve hurt my back carrying a 2.5kg joint of gammon. How’s your day going?

Wasn’t expecting any pig related injuries today
December 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Not today Satan #ThreeWordThursday
December 12, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Fuck that shit #ThreeWordThursday
December 12, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Saw these festive phone wallpapers today. You’re welcome 🎅🏻
December 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
We couldn’t settle or find a film we agreed on. So we’re watching Evil dead rise. Nice & festive 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 8:26 PM
SAD. That can fuck right off

And then fuck off some more
December 10, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Can’t settle tonight in a very weird mood 🤪 I’ve come to bed & am watching Jamie Oliver Xmas specials. As you do
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Done a speed awareness course this morning lads
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December 9, 2024 at 12:46 PM