can't wait for the bluesky cultural revolution when we get some decent humor in here. kinda tired of seeing linkedin profiles making jokes about needing coffee. 😮‍💨

I'm at the taco truck
I'm at the Christmas tree lot
I'm at the combination taco truck and Christmas tree lot

Easiest decision of my life. I'm putting all my faith in Curie.

Oh I did not miss waking up before the SUN

It's the freakin' weekend, so you know what that means. Time to mix up some Gonster 🤘

[playing overwatch]

Me: I feel like Moira can just throw her purple orb and tab out into another game.

@trial.bsky.social : She has to check her Nintendogs. Make sure they're still starving.

My wife left the house today in my shirt, pants, hoodie, AND socks and I think that's an overlooked form of love

d&d is so dope because a skeleton shot me with a shortbow, so I used telekinesis to push him into a pile of pig shit and a bunch of ravenous hogs munched on him

Wife got me flowers a while ago and I forgot to show them off, so I'm cashing in on my bragging rights