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triage7.bsky.social
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@triage7.bsky.social
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Another Day, Mostly nonsense
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triage7.bsky.social
just finished a call about a Miskito bite... the face that the patient hade when the doc tells him that is an idiot wes priceless
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#emt #emtlife #ems
September 18, 2024 at 4:33 AM
triage7.bsky.social
If you call an ambulance for stupidity expect to traited like one.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
September 15, 2024 at 10:22 PM
triage7.bsky.social
Just started to work in the call center, why people calling about ingrown toenail?
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#emt #emtlife #ems
September 1, 2024 at 2:56 PM
triage7.bsky.social
Just see someone drive is car in slow motion into a fucking wall...
WTF man???
August 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
triage7.bsky.social
maybe, just maybe my neighbour will leave me alone.
yes I'm an EMT but I'm not your private doctor or A doctor for fuck sake.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
August 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
triage7.bsky.social
just sitting here waiting that the pain go away...
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#emt #emtlife #ems
August 12, 2024 at 10:43 PM
triage7.bsky.social
I tore a ligament in my shoulder, need to rest for a long time.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
August 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
triage7.bsky.social
You give him insulin insted of a epipen???
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#emt #emtlife #ems
August 2, 2024 at 7:28 AM
triage7.bsky.social
don't tell me anything just please get up the ambulance i really don't want to know.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 31, 2024 at 10:44 AM
triage7.bsky.social
So you had constipation for 3 days and that gone 15 minutes ago, and you still want to go to the hospital?
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 30, 2024 at 9:23 AM
triage7.bsky.social
Why do run in the middle of the road and why are you naked?!?!
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 28, 2024 at 6:16 AM
triage7.bsky.social
You have a big cut on your forehead... it's must be a headbanging thing.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 26, 2024 at 1:08 PM
triage7.bsky.social
you feel like shit because you smoked some pot...
oh it's your first time smoking...
yeah let's go to the hospital it's gonna be funny.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 25, 2024 at 5:54 AM
triage7.bsky.social
yes of course you fire proof... now let's go to the hospital.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 23, 2024 at 6:45 AM
triage7.bsky.social
You call us to give you a eyes drops... I'm not pharmacist you idiot.
call when you chest hurts.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 20, 2024 at 9:33 AM
triage7.bsky.social
Yes, of course they know you in the the hospital that it's 2 hours drive and not 5he one that is 10 minutes away...
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
triage7.bsky.social
The new guy ask me if i really sing "staying alive" during CPR, I answered that i sing "another one bites the dust".
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 16, 2024 at 1:41 PM
triage7.bsky.social
Finally got back to work and a bloody idiot just call us for a boo boo in the fucking pinky...
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 15, 2024 at 3:23 PM
triage7.bsky.social
It's not a smart thing to let the oxygen tank on yor foot...
I'm the bloody idiot.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 10, 2024 at 10:53 AM
triage7.bsky.social
dear doctors, if the patient say he don't want an ambulance for a cough and vomiting listen to them.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
triage7.bsky.social
So i guess you're cat won...
come on let's take you to the hospital
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#emt #emtlife #ems
July 3, 2024 at 5:06 PM
triage7.bsky.social
Got a call about abdominal pain and constipation and you find the patient on the toilet.
I think your problem is solve now sir.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
June 29, 2024 at 11:28 AM
triage7.bsky.social
So you try to kick a cat... now let me bring the big bandage
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#emt #emtlife #ems
June 23, 2024 at 8:35 AM
triage7.bsky.social
You call your self the "Tony hawk" of tractor bobcat so tell me again why I'm here and you have 2 broken legs
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#emt #emtlife #ems
June 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
triage7.bsky.social
So calling an ambulance just for skipping your job... not a good idea now you idiot.
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#emt #emtlife #ems
June 18, 2024 at 6:20 PM