Past you knew that present you would be much more seasoned and wise and able to solve those problems. Even if you don't think you are, past you could see it!

wow you're like a magician who pulled a coin from behind my ear, except the coin is just a whole ass mood

(except don't shut up, get those beautiful words out so I can read em!)

I'd love a boost on the Inkfort Publishing Derby, the event where we had three months to write and publish a book from scratch: 2025pubderby.carrd.co Each one is the product of a lot of hard work and passion!

But I'd be remiss not to mention my own (available on that list): books2read.com/b/baOy96

wet tube. tube of wet. w e t t u b e

Conversely, I hate how quickly cold butter on bread will completely ruin my mood.

The butter be like: You want nice butter on your nice bread? How about I tear up the bread and leave literally no butter as I do 😎

As someone who would occasionally try to use shopping carts as indoor scooters when I was a kid/teen, I can tell you that excitement is not limited to adults in their thirties 😋

(Maybe I was a grocery store menace, but why else would stores have smooth tile floors and long, straight aisles??)

P.S. For those keeping tally, that's at least six #published authors who included this little #EasterEgg, but there could be more! Hopefully my fellow authors will chime in if I left anyone out. Just to be safe, you should probably read all the books linked above and check em all for sand 😉 #reading

(2/2) The Tourist by @gremlinsorcerer.bsky.social and Falling For You also reportedly reference sand. Mods added a Minecraft sand emote to chat just for us.

Check out the #books that were published as part of this year's #writing event, and keep your eyes out for sand in the next #book you #read!

I smell a novel.

That's beautiful!

I don't think I've ever seen Gwendoline Christie in anything where I didn't also greatly enjoy her performance <3