banner
trevorlambert.bsky.social
@trevorlambert.bsky.social
Middle-class man of a certain age.
Pinned
Coming on here to tell us what they're saying on X is like walking into the house with dog shit on your shoe.

#PleaseWipeYourFeet
John Bluthal (1929 - 2018), mentioned on #AntiquesRoadshow, was a key member of Spike Milligan’s troupe. He appeared throughout the Q series and also performed in the stage play The Bedsitting Room.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposted
Gode grunde til at få dig en hund 😂
I needed a good laugh this morning.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Who's the woman who won't shut up on #LooseEnds?
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
George Clooney can do one.

The scourge of hotels UK-wide.

Luke warm, foul coffee.
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted
In important news from history today, it is (although I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you) the joyful 10th birthday of this unimprovable tweet
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Listening to John Cleese's new book, Fawlty Towers: Fawlts and All, I now realise the vital role played by a vision mixer.
And all that reminded me of the name, Hilary West, who seemed to be the vision mixer on 90% of the TV shows of my youth.

www.audible.co.uk/pd/Fawlty-To...
Audible
Try Audible free for 30 days! Start listening to best-selling audiobooks, exclusive Originals, and free podcasts with the Audible app.
www.audible.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
#TheArchers has become a never-ending conveyor belt of irritating teenagers.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Note she's not blubbing. Others take note.

#Strictly
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drunk scenes are almost always embarrassing.

#TheArchers
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's a good rule of thumb to avoid anything that requires you to wave with two hands.

#TheWheel
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm just trying out Wispr Flow.
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Sad to hear this news. He had charisma to spare as Baptiste.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tchéky Karyo, star of Nikita and The Missing, dies at 72
The French actor was known for supporting roles in films that spanned nearly 40 years.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
@jakeyapp.bsky.social A few years ago, I was unnecessarily rude to you on Twitter, and it's bothered me ever since. I'm sorry and hope I'm a better person. Certainly this is a better place.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I still find it odd that some people seem surprised that a Reform member is a racist.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hardly the highest scoring #Mastermind.

Not that I would have done any better than any of them.
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"We don't need no stinking badges"

#AntiquesRoadshow
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You can always rely on The S*n for accuracy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'd give them £1,500 for that helmet tomorrow. I reckon that was well under-valued.

#AntiquesRoadshow
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Said it before, and I'll say it again: AdB is too desperate to be liked to be an effective judge. #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Exploring the origins of the phrase "blowing smoke up someone's arse", Google gave me this. The highlighted phrase is telling.
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Reposted
“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Again?
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Reposted
This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM