quantumtilter
@trevorhendry.bsky.social
Might’ve been born yesterday but I’ve been up all night
Why did I just discover there’s simlish versions of songs. I love it.
February 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why did I just discover there’s simlish versions of songs. I love it.
Fun fact: Javier Bardem knows that something comes after the number 11 but isn’t sure what.
February 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Fun fact: Javier Bardem knows that something comes after the number 11 but isn’t sure what.
You know the British don’t even call it sex. They call it “wexy schmecky”.
February 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You know the British don’t even call it sex. They call it “wexy schmecky”.
Let’s just for the sake of argument Paul, say I don’t know what “she’s just 17” is supposed to mean?
February 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Let’s just for the sake of argument Paul, say I don’t know what “she’s just 17” is supposed to mean?
Putting “prefer not to answer” on job applications that ask if I’m a veteran just to feel something.
January 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Putting “prefer not to answer” on job applications that ask if I’m a veteran just to feel something.
Cop: Have you been drinking sir?
Me (wearing bourbon flavored lip balm): no
Cop: then why do you taste so delicious?
Me (wearing bourbon flavored lip balm): no
Cop: then why do you taste so delicious?
January 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Cop: Have you been drinking sir?
Me (wearing bourbon flavored lip balm): no
Cop: then why do you taste so delicious?
Me (wearing bourbon flavored lip balm): no
Cop: then why do you taste so delicious?
While Heat Miser’s song shreds Freeze Miser’s I feel like Freeze Miser could punt Heat like Mini Me
a fence surrounds a lush green field of grass
ALT: a fence surrounds a lush green field of grass
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December 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
While Heat Miser’s song shreds Freeze Miser’s I feel like Freeze Miser could punt Heat like Mini Me
This somebody’s uncle I just know it
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
This somebody’s uncle I just know it
Biden on his way to fuck shit UP at Tribal Council
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Biden on his way to fuck shit UP at Tribal Council