Trent Harrington
@trenthasthoughts.bsky.social
Run away fast as you can.
I'm pretty much always tired and I like good grammar, bad boys, and Alabama football.
I'm pretty much always tired and I like good grammar, bad boys, and Alabama football.
Fifteen years ago, I flirted with Dolly Parton. She flirted back. Then she whispered to me about her “Bussy Poo.” Y'all, I kiki’d with Dolly Parton.
Someone hand me a Pulitzer or a check because this is the real greatest story ever told.
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Someone hand me a Pulitzer or a check because this is the real greatest story ever told.
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Cute Tie, Honey
The day Dolly Parton read me, blessed me, and nearly ended her marriage. Autobiographical. By Trent Harrington “I just knew you were gonna ask me about my Bussy Poo.”
trentharrington.substack.com
September 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Fifteen years ago, I flirted with Dolly Parton. She flirted back. Then she whispered to me about her “Bussy Poo.” Y'all, I kiki’d with Dolly Parton.
Someone hand me a Pulitzer or a check because this is the real greatest story ever told.
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Someone hand me a Pulitzer or a check because this is the real greatest story ever told.
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Imagine being so horny for the apocalypse you’d start a war to prove God likes you best.
Trump did. Rubio cheered. Pete smiled like a drunk.
JD looked like he’d been told to “act serious.”
I wrote about all of it.
Trump did. Rubio cheered. Pete smiled like a drunk.
JD looked like he’d been told to “act serious.”
I wrote about all of it.
The Axis of Imbeciles
Trump’s War Fetish and the Evangelical Death Wish
open.substack.com
June 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine being so horny for the apocalypse you’d start a war to prove God likes you best.
Trump did. Rubio cheered. Pete smiled like a drunk.
JD looked like he’d been told to “act serious.”
I wrote about all of it.
Trump did. Rubio cheered. Pete smiled like a drunk.
JD looked like he’d been told to “act serious.”
I wrote about all of it.
I wrote about the urgency of generational renewal inside the Democratic Party.
There’s dignity in knowing when to bow out. There’s danger in pretending you never have to.
It’s not about disrespect. It’s about the math. And right now, the math is killing us.
Literally.
There’s dignity in knowing when to bow out. There’s danger in pretending you never have to.
It’s not about disrespect. It’s about the math. And right now, the math is killing us.
Literally.
The guests who won't leave the Democratic Party
The best guests leave before the host starts clearing plates. Some Democrats seem determined to overstay, and it’s starting to show. No one wants to say it, but the party’s getting awkward.
substack.com
May 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I wrote about the urgency of generational renewal inside the Democratic Party.
There’s dignity in knowing when to bow out. There’s danger in pretending you never have to.
It’s not about disrespect. It’s about the math. And right now, the math is killing us.
Literally.
There’s dignity in knowing when to bow out. There’s danger in pretending you never have to.
It’s not about disrespect. It’s about the math. And right now, the math is killing us.
Literally.
This is my first article for me in quite some time. It’s long but worth it.
I’m not religious at all. This article will not convert nor save you. It’s different now because even in 10,000 words there’s only one that describes what he has done since taking office: evil.
You’ve thought it, too.👿
I’m not religious at all. This article will not convert nor save you. It’s different now because even in 10,000 words there’s only one that describes what he has done since taking office: evil.
You’ve thought it, too.👿
What if he actually is the Antichrist?
Biblical warnings of an Antichrist long foretold a charismatic figure who would rise through deceit and division.
open.substack.com
April 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is my first article for me in quite some time. It’s long but worth it.
I’m not religious at all. This article will not convert nor save you. It’s different now because even in 10,000 words there’s only one that describes what he has done since taking office: evil.
You’ve thought it, too.👿
I’m not religious at all. This article will not convert nor save you. It’s different now because even in 10,000 words there’s only one that describes what he has done since taking office: evil.
You’ve thought it, too.👿
Oppose everything. Confirm no one. Shut congress down. Trouble. Not one of us can stay silent. Every group should be organizing. Tell us where to go because we all agree.
It's time to fight.
It's time to fight.
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Oppose everything. Confirm no one. Shut congress down. Trouble. Not one of us can stay silent. Every group should be organizing. Tell us where to go because we all agree.
It's time to fight.
It's time to fight.
Haven't been sleeping well much at all recently. I'm genuinely scared about Monday and the days following.
This will be the worst, most unqualified cabinet in history, during the most dangerous world of our time.
It's close to all being over. Everything we spend generations building. Gone. ☹️
This will be the worst, most unqualified cabinet in history, during the most dangerous world of our time.
It's close to all being over. Everything we spend generations building. Gone. ☹️
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Haven't been sleeping well much at all recently. I'm genuinely scared about Monday and the days following.
This will be the worst, most unqualified cabinet in history, during the most dangerous world of our time.
It's close to all being over. Everything we spend generations building. Gone. ☹️
This will be the worst, most unqualified cabinet in history, during the most dangerous world of our time.
It's close to all being over. Everything we spend generations building. Gone. ☹️
You just wait. You sit there and laugh. But when the Oliva Rodrigo look-a-like contest has zero signups because the girls know i would CLEAR, that's when it's over for yall.
January 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You just wait. You sit there and laugh. But when the Oliva Rodrigo look-a-like contest has zero signups because the girls know i would CLEAR, that's when it's over for yall.
