Uncle Trenchy
@trenchmouthproductions.com
Dad, dirtbag filmmaker, gentleman of leisure, bon vivant, peddler of bombast.
Sometimes I sleep for 10 hours and wake up tired. Sometimes I sleep for 3 and go to the gym.
I like to keep my nervous system guessing.
I like to keep my nervous system guessing.
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Sometimes I sleep for 10 hours and wake up tired. Sometimes I sleep for 3 and go to the gym.
I like to keep my nervous system guessing.
I like to keep my nervous system guessing.
I live with barbarians
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I live with barbarians
A kind young man held a door open for me as I was walking into Best Buy. What came out of my mouth was, "Thanks, B."
WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS, "THANKS, B."
WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS, "THANKS, B."
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A kind young man held a door open for me as I was walking into Best Buy. What came out of my mouth was, "Thanks, B."
WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS, "THANKS, B."
WHAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS, "THANKS, B."
Walking into the post office, head down, singing Round Here by Counting Crows out loud, but changing the lyrics to "she's slurping on my ham." I laugh, then look up to discover 3 older women watching and judging. My only option is to mouth the words "that's right." This is my life in a snapshot.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Walking into the post office, head down, singing Round Here by Counting Crows out loud, but changing the lyrics to "she's slurping on my ham." I laugh, then look up to discover 3 older women watching and judging. My only option is to mouth the words "that's right." This is my life in a snapshot.
Spinning up A Few Good Men tonight. The place is bullshit.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Spinning up A Few Good Men tonight. The place is bullshit.
You know how every morning when you wake up, all you can think about is:
1. Death.
2. The sadness diarrhea you've had for the last 2.5 decades
What wine pairs well with that?
1. Death.
2. The sadness diarrhea you've had for the last 2.5 decades
What wine pairs well with that?
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You know how every morning when you wake up, all you can think about is:
1. Death.
2. The sadness diarrhea you've had for the last 2.5 decades
What wine pairs well with that?
1. Death.
2. The sadness diarrhea you've had for the last 2.5 decades
What wine pairs well with that?
I spend most days reading newspapers at dogs.
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I spend most days reading newspapers at dogs.
The only joy I will feel in the next 5 months will be when Haliburton and the shitty Pacers get swept in the finals.
June 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The only joy I will feel in the next 5 months will be when Haliburton and the shitty Pacers get swept in the finals.
I hate this fucking team and I hate this fucking sport.
June 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hate this fucking team and I hate this fucking sport.
@barrydworkin.bsky.social, a couple of things:
1. Knicks in 7
2. Fuck Deep Impact. Armageddon is deep in my top 5.
1. Knicks in 7
2. Fuck Deep Impact. Armageddon is deep in my top 5.
May 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@barrydworkin.bsky.social, a couple of things:
1. Knicks in 7
2. Fuck Deep Impact. Armageddon is deep in my top 5.
1. Knicks in 7
2. Fuck Deep Impact. Armageddon is deep in my top 5.
@barrydworkin.bsky.social This game 5...Barry Motherfuckin D, I'm gonna have a stroke.
May 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@barrydworkin.bsky.social This game 5...Barry Motherfuckin D, I'm gonna have a stroke.
Pretty cool of Tubi to spoil the entirty of Break Glass with their preview image. Coooool. Coooooool.
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pretty cool of Tubi to spoil the entirty of Break Glass with their preview image. Coooool. Coooooool.
So I guess catching a buzz and ordering stickers with vulgar impunity is my thing. Lots of other middle-age friends are leaving their wives, wearing tight jeans, and buying expensive shit. Stickers. I've got fucking stickers.
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So I guess catching a buzz and ordering stickers with vulgar impunity is my thing. Lots of other middle-age friends are leaving their wives, wearing tight jeans, and buying expensive shit. Stickers. I've got fucking stickers.
March 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Nearly a month since our break in production began, and we've got about 2 weeks until we pick up again. This was the last night before the hiatus. 10 hours in a freezing room, overnight, with nothing but coffee and fruit snacks to keep us alive. This brings me joy.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Nearly a month since our break in production began, and we've got about 2 weeks until we pick up again. This was the last night before the hiatus. 10 hours in a freezing room, overnight, with nothing but coffee and fruit snacks to keep us alive. This brings me joy.
I'm at a point in the process of making this film where I feel like I can speak wav. I know what words are being said by the shape of the line. I AM the mix. I AM THE MIX.
March 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm at a point in the process of making this film where I feel like I can speak wav. I know what words are being said by the shape of the line. I AM the mix. I AM THE MIX.
✔️ feelings eaten
March 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
✔️ feelings eaten
There are 6 perfect movies. Almost Famous is the most perfectist
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
There are 6 perfect movies. Almost Famous is the most perfectist
I know it's hard, but it's not who you are. It's white noise.
March 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I know it's hard, but it's not who you are. It's white noise.
If swoon were a person it would be Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
February 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If swoon were a person it would be Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just liked my thumb to clean something off my face, which is ridiculous on its own...but I pulled said thumb off a treadmill at the gym to do it. I'm going to get very, very ill.
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I just liked my thumb to clean something off my face, which is ridiculous on its own...but I pulled said thumb off a treadmill at the gym to do it. I'm going to get very, very ill.
Does anyone else realize Underdog is using a Fatlip song in their spot? One of the top 3 most criminally underrated post-golden era hip hop records ever, rising up from the ashes. It's a Christmas miracle.
December 25, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Does anyone else realize Underdog is using a Fatlip song in their spot? One of the top 3 most criminally underrated post-golden era hip hop records ever, rising up from the ashes. It's a Christmas miracle.
Why. Am. I. Here?
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Why. Am. I. Here?
I am of the age where the smell of Tommy Girl mixed with Marlboro Light smoke reawakens things in me
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I am of the age where the smell of Tommy Girl mixed with Marlboro Light smoke reawakens things in me
I just found out I work out best when I'm drunk. That's probably going to be a problem.
December 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I just found out I work out best when I'm drunk. That's probably going to be a problem.