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Trelkez
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fan, artist, the person hanging out with the cat at your party • she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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My mom's dog was in daycare for one (1) day and her cat saw his moment and seized it. He loves Ball. He pines for Ball
An orange cat curled up around a tennis ball, belly up, ball thieving paws in the air, giving the camera an extremely "busted" look
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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he has had the Outdoors
An orange cat in a blue harness on a leash, standing on a porch in dappled sunlight
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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the dog continues to get his freezing cold walkies, but the cat has not been taken (on leash) to hang out on the porch in DAYS, and boy does he have some opinions about it
An orange cat sitting right in the middle of the room I'm about to walk into, staring up at me with an extremely judgmental head tilt and a look like the cat equivalent of a single eyebrow raise, waiting with diminishing patience for me to do his bidding
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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#CriticalRole I never managed to get into Critical Role, but the new campaign is hitting just right at just the right time for me to need a new coping mechanism hyperfixation, so I'm catching up and already deeply, deeply invested. I had to leave for work this morning without finishing ep4 and I'm
Four versions of Eddie from 9-1-1 gathered around a table. They are going through it big time: one with his head in his hands, one with his hands on his head, one looking on in concern, one making an argumentative gesture at the others.
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I have a gallon of this sitting around left over from another project ... close but not quite?
A color swatch of a light blue-green called "Bora Bora Shore"
September 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Jamie will surely be relieved to hear this! Here he is a few years ago modeling the dining room glow
A dog - a golden lab mix, his fur normally a bright yellow - looks up inquisitively at the camera while bathed in an unnatural red light.
September 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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sometimes having a sibling is great and sometimes younger brothers should be dunked in a lake

me: I'm brainstorming ways to make the pantry staircase [in our parents' house] feel less creepy. What do you think would help?

him:
Text 1 (him): More lighting would definitely help, and better hand rails, but I don't think there's ever anything that will fully remove its creepiness. I'm sure whatever is lurking in there likes it that way. Text 2 (me): Why would you say that Text 3 (me): Why are little brothers such assholes Text 4 (him): I have been VERY clear that the only place I think might be haunted in that house is that stairwell. Text 5 (me): Me TOO so help me out here man maybe it likes blue paint???
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I have a folder on my phone just for tumblr comedy and they're all my favorites, so I could be here all day. Here, have "a joint that's laced with weed"
anonymous asked: Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof Tumblr user dongboss: you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and then she dies. from the weed?
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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anonymous asked: you make cole sprouse out to be something he isnt - he's a person, like you and me. he's got skin and i have some to prove it. tumblr user plucky-deactivated: im sorry hang on like i just. what the absolute fuck are you talking about tumblr user genquerdeer: cole sprouse sent this but I'm onto you. I know you don't have skin liar
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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tumblr user jncoes: there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement tumblr user shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru: isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user charlottan. Post text: "ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative"
September 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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#death #grief Not sure how else to tag for filtering, but my dad died today and the part I'm stuck on is the big tray of bereavement snacks they brought in. We had about a minute to process and then a guy came in all "can I offer you a Schweppes in this trying time" and went "......."
Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia offering you a nice egg in this trying time
August 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Rumble's markings remind me of my childhood cat Freeway! Truly one of history's most patient cats, even when a seven-year-old was posing him for his Christmas portrait
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Gandalf can get it
Gandalf - long gray hair, long gray beard, big gray eyebrows, intense old man vibes - pensively staring off into the distance as he puffs on a pipe
July 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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things I remember about the LotR movies: Disappearing Man, Sean Bean memes, the Billy Boyd cover of Hit Me Baby One More Time, "I am no man," portmanteaus, pastede on yay, a handful of specific clips

me when I see a shot I know from the vids:
The Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme, in which he is pointing at something off-screen, with an associated meaning of "I recognize that" or "I get that reference"
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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an assortment of dinosaurs

(this sandhill crane stood guard over us for twenty minutes while his partner in bird crime foraged in the marsh. we did not choose to fight him on it. only pick fights you know you can win)
A great blue heron wading in a pond filled with lilypads. The heron is a set of big wings on stilts with a very long neck. It stares off into the distance. A sandhill crane on a hiking trail alongside the marshy edge of a small lake. The sandhill crane is looking out across the lake, not bothered by anything or anyone.
July 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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was this squirrel a) just chilling, as squirrels do or b) lying in wait to harass chipmunks? you know the answer
a small red-brown squirrel hunched down on a fence in the woods
July 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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incredibly melodramatic wildlife at the park today
A bluejay perched on a branch, its head tilted up to the sky
July 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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he yearns for Croissant
A black cat staring up at you with huge yellow-green eyes
July 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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me watching Doctor Who:
Four Eddies from 9-1-1 gathered around his living room table, variously going through it
June 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Pansies are an underrated cut flower. They last for ages in the vase, are so pretty, and make great small bouquets for windowsills. My ranunculus are already done for the season, but these are still keeping me in flowers until summer blooms arrive
A dozen sunlit pansies in a small glass. From the outside in, the pansies are deep purple, light blue-purple, white, and a golden yellow shot through with fine dark lines, the colors smudged outward like brushstrokes.
May 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know.

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Dolores Abernathy from Westworld Paul Atreides from Dune Stringer Bell from The Wire Moiraine Damodred from Wheel of Time
May 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Guess who got home from an emergency trip to the vet to find her bedroom was raining indoors
A 3D animated figure of a person with their hands on their head in dismay, leaning back against a giant red question mark.
April 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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No one has pranked me intentionally today, but the restaurant I went to on my lunch break accidentally made my curry hot and labeled it mild, and then the fountain drink dispenser got stuck, showering soda everywhere as I frantically said to the utterly unresponsive cashier, HOW DO I STOP THIS
Castiel accidentally pulls something loose in a slurpee machine, blue slushie pouring out. Castiel frantically attempting to stop the slushie downpour as blue slushie pours onto the floor.
April 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I forgot to add his deep thoughts glamor shot
A black cat lit red by sunset, curled up on top of a sunset-splashed cat tree. His head is up and his ears forward as he stares pensively into the distance
March 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM