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Trek Marry Kill Podcast
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We love Star Trek. Some episodes are good (TREK), some episodes are great (MARRY), and some are neither good nor great (KILL), but we love them anyway because it’s still Star Trek! But since we are a podcast we must grade them all to decide which is which.
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It's Thanksgiving Week, which means it's time for Bryan & Kristen to carve a turkey! Is Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' "A Space Adventure Hour" a TREK, MARRY, or KILL? Check out their extra long episode.

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November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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It still is! Cooking show (SNW), genealogy show (Discovery), British import (Picard), shows for kids (lower decks & prodigy)
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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🖖NEW EPISODE🖖 Bryan & Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with Star Trek: Voyager's "Bride of Chaotica!" Tom Paris's dumb fantasy kills a lot of photonic lifeforms, forcing Captain Janeway to dig into her actor's toolkit to put on the performance of a lifetime.

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November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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🖖NEW EPISODE🖖Dr. Bashir makes James Bond cool enough for Bryan & Kristen to get through DS9's "Our Man Bashir."

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Julian Bashir in a tux with a gloved hand on his shoulder. A still from the DS9 episode "Our Man Bashir"
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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AUDIENCES LOVE ARMIN SHIMERMAN, TV'S QUARK
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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[delivered with maximum love]
Snip from Simpsons episode, "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" with a bespectacled old man critic asking food critic Homer Simpson (offscreen), "Everything's a rave. 'Nine thumbs up'? What the HELL is that?'"
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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🖖NEW EPISODE🖖Bryan & Kristen play TREK MARRY KILL with Strange New Worlds' "Shuttle to Kenfori," and see if this Last of Us-inspired episode works as a zombie story or simply a kooky setup for another episode in Dr. MurderBenga's ongoing murder spree.

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Dr. M'Benga (left) beside Captain Pike (right). Both of them looking at something offscreen. Pike's brow is furrowed, mouth slightly open. M'Benga looks like he's thinking about killing somebody. (He's also holding a tricorder in his left hand).
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Our latest animated spotlight is on "In the Cradle of Vexilon" and "Something Borrowed, Something Green" from Star Trek: Lower Decks. Will Bryan & Katie TREK, MARRY, or KILL them?

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Boimler biting down on a handle. Boimler and Rutherford both dressed as Mark Twain, toasting their glasses of spirits.
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Happy 4th Birthday to Star Trek: Prodigy!

Back in April, we paid tribute to its best episodes in a special called JUST THE MARRYs, and featuring @jessiegender.bsky.social @steveshives.bsky.social @ohtheprofanity.com & @drakkorex.bsky.social

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Promotional poster for Star Trek: Prodigy, featuring the animated cast and USS Protostar and Voyager-A behind them
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Already selling out?
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Constable Odo smiling just before launching into the list of security breaches aboard the Enterprise while Worf was chief of security.
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Hopefully, he can clarify if he meant “Impulse” was his favorite episode of ENT he directed or simply out of all of them.
October 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Captain Kirk in Star Trek V, holding up his right index finger, about to ask, “Excuse me, Id just like to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?”
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Publicity photo of Captain Kirk (William Shatner) seated in the captain's chair, his chin resting on his hand, a slight smile on his face. Screen cap of Captain Pike as a Muppet. No affect.
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Deep Throat from All The President’s Men saying, “The truth is, these are not very bright guys and things got out of hand.”
September 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Still from The Dark Knight: Harvey Dent tied up, lying face down in gasoline. Caption tweaked to read, "It's okay. They're airing 'Four-and-a-half Vulcans' this week." Still from The Dark Knight: Rachel Dawes tied to a chair, her face in anguish, the caption left unaltered: "I know they are but I don't want them to."
August 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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“Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.”
The ugly CGI Enteprise in Strange New Worlds flying between binary stars. Bright orange balls of fire, but also spaced apart far enough to look like boobs.
August 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Five years is about the average lifespan for a restaurant. Congrats to Chef Pike and his kitchen team.
Captain Pike (Anson Mount) making a "welp" face while cooking in his quarters. It's a still from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, which Paramount+ has announced will end with a 6-episode 5th season set to debut in 2027 or 2028.
June 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Picture of the refit enterprise straight on… from the famous touring the enterprise scene in Star Trek the motion picture
June 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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“The Thaw” is a top tier episode across all Star Treks.
May 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Sickos meme slightly Star Trekified. The Sisko's left hand has been edited so that he's making the Vulcan "live long and propser" hand gesture and his right ear has been made pointed. His Sickos sweater has a delta shield on the left breast.
May 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Two episodes this week!

Our animated spotlight on Lower Decks with Katie Hampton for "Reflections" and "Hear All, Trust Nothing":
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Then, Bryan & Diana Keng assess Troi's fling with an agent in TNG's "The Price"
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Lower Decks image: An image of Rutherford has his hands pressed against glass frowning at Rutherford in the flesh. His arms are folded and he's smiling devilishly. This image reflects that Rutherford's body has been seized by his old personality that sort of got programmed over by an unscrupulous Starfleet admiral via Rutherford's post-accident cyborg implant. Still from Lower Decks episode "Hear All, Trust Nothing," from left to right: Commander Ransom, Captain Freeman, Colonel Kira Nerys, and Quark. Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi STRETCH in their 90s workout clothes Devanani Ral (played by Matt McCoy) clumsily brushes his hand through Counselor Troi's hair.
May 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you're a Star Trek: Prodigy superfan or Prodigy-curious, our 2-hour episode to decide which episode are MARRYs is worth your valuable time!

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Poster for the streaming show Star Trek: Prodigy -- all episodes now on Netflix. Left to right: Jankom Pog, Kathryn Janeway, Dal, Murf, Rok-Tahk, Gwyn, Zero. Behind them all, planet earth, and in orbit (on the left side of the screen -- the USS Protostar; on the right side of the screen, the Voyager-A).
May 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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If you burst into Quark’s and angrily shout “Quark!” they will comp you a drink.
Picture of Quark from DS9
April 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM