Ethan
@trekkiewhovian.bsky.social
Born in England, living in South Park with my boyfriend Cameron. Star Trek fan. Doctor Who fan. Bisexual.
I am a fan of The Beatles and Pink Floyd, but they’re not the best thing since sliced bread. Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and The Rolling Stones blow The Beatles and Floyd out of the water any day of the week.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I am a fan of The Beatles and Pink Floyd, but they’re not the best thing since sliced bread. Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and The Rolling Stones blow The Beatles and Floyd out of the water any day of the week.
[Take 3, the final take]
What’s happened, by the way? Has Matt sorted out that problem with Amos in the top fields? Pardon? No, I have not, it’s a smoking jacket! You ignorant git! 😠
What’s happened, by the way? Has Matt sorted out that problem with Amos in the top fields? Pardon? No, I have not, it’s a smoking jacket! You ignorant git! 😠
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
[Take 3, the final take]
What’s happened, by the way? Has Matt sorted out that problem with Amos in the top fields? Pardon? No, I have not, it’s a smoking jacket! You ignorant git! 😠
What’s happened, by the way? Has Matt sorted out that problem with Amos in the top fields? Pardon? No, I have not, it’s a smoking jacket! You ignorant git! 😠
[Take 2]
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… [breaks character] Mos! I totally fucked up! 😅
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… [breaks character] Mos! I totally fucked up! 😅
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
[Take 2]
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… [breaks character] Mos! I totally fucked up! 😅
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… [breaks character] Mos! I totally fucked up! 😅
[Take 1]
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… Has Mos… [breaks character] Oh, who the fuck is Mos? Oh, it’s such a long speech. It’s a cross between Matt and Amos, you see. 😅
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… Has Mos… [breaks character] Oh, who the fuck is Mos? Oh, it’s such a long speech. It’s a cross between Matt and Amos, you see. 😅
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
[Take 1]
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… Has Mos… [breaks character] Oh, who the fuck is Mos? Oh, it’s such a long speech. It’s a cross between Matt and Amos, you see. 😅
What’s happened, by the way? Has Mos… Has Mos… [breaks character] Oh, who the fuck is Mos? Oh, it’s such a long speech. It’s a cross between Matt and Amos, you see. 😅
I’m fuckin’ ‘ungry. Fancy a Chinese?
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I’m fuckin’ ‘ungry. Fancy a Chinese?
Ncuti Gatwa was brilliant, but his episodes were shit.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Ncuti Gatwa was brilliant, but his episodes were shit.
Anyone who wants to post homophobic comments to me and Cameron, you’re committing a hate crime, and I won’t hesitate to report you to the police. I’ve done it before, and it worked, so I’ll have no problem doing it again. Keep your hateful slurs to yourself.
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Anyone who wants to post homophobic comments to me and Cameron, you’re committing a hate crime, and I won’t hesitate to report you to the police. I’ve done it before, and it worked, so I’ll have no problem doing it again. Keep your hateful slurs to yourself.
Start off in Berkshire, end up in, uh…Twatshire.
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Start off in Berkshire, end up in, uh…Twatshire.
// Constantly thinking about him.
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
// Constantly thinking about him.
[evil laugh] I just been round me neighbour’s house to borrow a drill, but he wasn’t in! Hahahaha! So I broke in and ate his fish tank, and I wasn’t even hungry! Muahaha!
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
[evil laugh] I just been round me neighbour’s house to borrow a drill, but he wasn’t in! Hahahaha! So I broke in and ate his fish tank, and I wasn’t even hungry! Muahaha!
I love Cameron, and I love people who remind me of him.
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I love Cameron, and I love people who remind me of him.
“Don’t ever call me your drummer again! You’re my fucking singer!”
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“Don’t ever call me your drummer again! You’re my fucking singer!”
I’ve known Cartman for three days, and I already can’t stand him.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I’ve known Cartman for three days, and I already can’t stand him.
He gave us a dirty look!
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
He gave us a dirty look!
Who is that twat with the sunglasses?
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Who is that twat with the sunglasses?
The crooked old cow! 😡
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The crooked old cow! 😡
// I wish it was real.
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
// I wish it was real.
Our first date. ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Our first date. ❤️
Love of my life. ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Love of my life. ❤️
You seem like nice people. Most of you, anyway.
January 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM
You seem like nice people. Most of you, anyway.
I’m not going back to England. I’m staying here with Cameron. He needs me, and I need him.
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’m not going back to England. I’m staying here with Cameron. He needs me, and I need him.
@samk93660397.bsky.social Are you Sam?
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
@samk93660397.bsky.social Are you Sam?
Who’s the arsehole who assaulted Cameron yesterday?
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Who’s the arsehole who assaulted Cameron yesterday?