treerex
@treerex.bsky.social
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an insane ape man
”what could go wrong,” i say, my z-targetable glowing weakpoint visibly exposed
September 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
”what could go wrong,” i say, my z-targetable glowing weakpoint visibly exposed
they call me johnny trips falls down flight of stairs
September 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
they call me johnny trips falls down flight of stairs
your bug, good fellow
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
your bug, good fellow
convinced the best way to use this site is opening it up like once a month and posting a photo of a bug or something and then not checking it
June 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
convinced the best way to use this site is opening it up like once a month and posting a photo of a bug or something and then not checking it
you left your front door unlocked
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
you left your front door unlocked
the other wizards won’t let me into the tower anymore. i don’t get it. all i did was fuck the orbs
May 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
the other wizards won’t let me into the tower anymore. i don’t get it. all i did was fuck the orbs
did you hear? the new trend is to set your alarm to 4 am and change the label to “visit the guy from The Tell-Tale Heart so you can put more people under his floorboards”
May 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
did you hear? the new trend is to set your alarm to 4 am and change the label to “visit the guy from The Tell-Tale Heart so you can put more people under his floorboards”
the fun thing about bluesky is that almost nobody sees your posts so you can kinda just say whatever the fuck
April 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the fun thing about bluesky is that almost nobody sees your posts so you can kinda just say whatever the fuck
sex in the morning call that okizeme
April 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sex in the morning call that okizeme
was watching the cowboy bebop movie in theatres and caught myself excitedly telling a friend during the credits to “stay, so i can see all of the animation up to the end”
maybe i need to be shoved into more lockers
maybe i need to be shoved into more lockers
February 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
was watching the cowboy bebop movie in theatres and caught myself excitedly telling a friend during the credits to “stay, so i can see all of the animation up to the end”
maybe i need to be shoved into more lockers
maybe i need to be shoved into more lockers
i fucking hate it when i take a wrong turn and end up in The Universe Where Every Joke Ends With Babies Fighting Each Other In The Womb
January 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
i fucking hate it when i take a wrong turn and end up in The Universe Where Every Joke Ends With Babies Fighting Each Other In The Womb
life getting you down? feeling worn out by the fuckeries of daily existence?
have you tried: combat
have you tried: combat
January 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
life getting you down? feeling worn out by the fuckeries of daily existence?
have you tried: combat
have you tried: combat
“this political situation really brings to mind mad max beyond thunderdome”
- guy who has only seen mad max beyond thunderdome
- guy who has only seen mad max beyond thunderdome
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“this political situation really brings to mind mad max beyond thunderdome”
- guy who has only seen mad max beyond thunderdome
- guy who has only seen mad max beyond thunderdome
approaching you on the street and asking you to sign a petition for charity but the paper on my clipboard just says “christopher nolan ROBBED us of a reverso-mode sex scene in his hit movie Tenet”
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
approaching you on the street and asking you to sign a petition for charity but the paper on my clipboard just says “christopher nolan ROBBED us of a reverso-mode sex scene in his hit movie Tenet”
hello, this is the ai image generator office. we’re writing to address your complaints with your recent order.
order:
butchery oil_painting no_extra_fingers
reported problem:
ai keeps replacing chicken breasts with birds (tits)
solution:
- image marked nsfw
- all tits replaced with anime tits
order:
butchery oil_painting no_extra_fingers
reported problem:
ai keeps replacing chicken breasts with birds (tits)
solution:
- image marked nsfw
- all tits replaced with anime tits
January 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
hello, this is the ai image generator office. we’re writing to address your complaints with your recent order.
order:
butchery oil_painting no_extra_fingers
reported problem:
ai keeps replacing chicken breasts with birds (tits)
solution:
- image marked nsfw
- all tits replaced with anime tits
order:
butchery oil_painting no_extra_fingers
reported problem:
ai keeps replacing chicken breasts with birds (tits)
solution:
- image marked nsfw
- all tits replaced with anime tits
“fuck you i won’t do what you tell me
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me”
- tom morello replying to Lassie
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me”
- tom morello replying to Lassie
January 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“fuck you i won’t do what you tell me
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me”
- tom morello replying to Lassie
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me
fuck you i won’t do what you tell me”
- tom morello replying to Lassie
i don’t fuck with punctuation: that shit’s scary
January 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i don’t fuck with punctuation: that shit’s scary
standing in a room full of fluorescent lighting makes me feel kinship for nuclear power plant workers. i too am having my vitality sapped by harmful radiance
January 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
standing in a room full of fluorescent lighting makes me feel kinship for nuclear power plant workers. i too am having my vitality sapped by harmful radiance
remember, kids: if you’re cold, they’re cold! keep common metal utensils such as spoons or forks warm by placing them inside your house microwave
January 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
remember, kids: if you’re cold, they’re cold! keep common metal utensils such as spoons or forks warm by placing them inside your house microwave