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Riz
@trebuchet.horse
Hell orb, shit wizard

Living on stolen Musqueam, Squamish, Tsleil-Waututh land
When you listen to too much Oranssi Pazuzu
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This will be my first gig in fifteen years. I'm extremely excited and extremely nervous. I'm gonna drop some kiwi classics
If you're in Vancouver, come along, it's free.
September 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Rizzler is my mortal enemy. I'm going to grab him by the foot and crack him like a whip

(Thanks to @blandco.bsky.social for making this)
July 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Cobalt has the best graffiti
April 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
All this AI noise got me feeling
March 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
New toys, same old mistakes
March 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Clearly some service has been cracked, I wonder which...
March 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As a former robotics engineer, shut the fuck off, robots.
February 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hello from the Sunshine Coast. Does what it says on the tin
January 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's evergreen but I'm as sick of AI as I am of blockchain, as I am of the previous misattribution of machine learning, as I am of chat bots
December 13, 2024 at 11:17 PM
This is just Twitter 2, run and paid for by the same people. It will die a less memorable death than Twitter despite the ignominy that Twitter suffers. Meh, whatever etc
September 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Congratulations!
August 26, 2024 at 7:07 PM
My dreams of a white Christmas came true!
December 23, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I took a lovely photo of Mt Baker on my way back from Victoria yesterday
July 25, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Come to the natural history exhibit at the royal BC museum in the next twenty minutes if you want an ass kicking
July 23, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Oh shit he's going boat mode [going to the Vancouver island office for his quarterly visit]
July 21, 2023 at 1:59 AM
What's up it's ya boy
July 18, 2023 at 4:49 AM
I went outside today
July 17, 2023 at 4:48 AM
He screams
July 8, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I said I would never see it. I have fucked up and dishonoured my Shogun. There is only one solution.
July 2, 2023 at 12:38 AM
July 1, 2023 at 5:57 PM
June 26, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Check out my cat. I'm taking steps to keep shit real and not let this be Twitter all over again
June 23, 2023 at 10:14 PM