On behalf of my dogs, I’m writing my legislators to ban the use of doorbells in commercials

@heyscoops.bsky.social is this Bing Crosby? www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/...

The mist underrated and unsung appliance during the holidays is the dishwasher. Especially if you know not to clean dishes before putting them in.

Me to my wife, since she is hanging with her friend tonight and won’t get the lasagna I’m making: that’s ok, you know lasagna is better the next day anyway

My wife: like our love. Better the next day, every day.

Fuck yeah. Our love is like lasagna.

This last election showed that not enough people know how tariffs work.

Share around so Americans know they will be the ones paying higher costs. Not China, Mexico or Canada.

PSA: you know those gift boxes of liquor that come with cool swag for the same price as a bottle?

You don’t have to buy those as a gift, you can just buy them for yourself

For Thanksgiving this year, here are all the things I cooked solo: Turkey, butternut squash & sweet potato soup, sweet potatoes, fresh green bean casserole, giblet gravy, pumpkin cheesecake, and bourbon pecan pie. I also had a hand in cooking dressing & mashed potatoes. 1/

Illinois has put an end to the injustice of cash bail. And it’s working better than anyone expected.

I made deviled eggs with guacamole and topped em with a pickled serrano, aka green eggs & BAM!

This is getting overlooked, but the whole premise of Trump's threat of tariffs is based on a lie. He's claiming Mexico must be bullied into stopping migrants. But Mexico is *already* doing this. That's a big reason crossings have dropped. 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/1888...

I think the wrong questions r being asked about the proposed tariffs. The real question Is how little will he accept from Mexico , Canada and China in order to be able to say the threat of tariffs worked ?