If you can make it to my neck of the woods, I have a few shows you can come check out! #bristolTN #blacksburgVA #comedy #standup

A fresh one today. Ya know, sometimes going peepee can be tricky. goofin.substack.com/p/i-really-h...

A true story of a boy lost in New York City who found nothing but trouble (and cheap smut). open.substack.com/pub/goofin/p...

this place near me needs to start putting nsfw tags on pics of their food. i'm afraid if i get caught eating this in public they won't let me coach little league

Saw a few friends post this and liked the idea. For every like, I'll ignore this graphic and reply with something entirely different instead. Lets go!

Don't read into the fact that i'm the smallest picture in the collage, I also intend to be the least funny at the festival as well

Excited to participate in this year's Blue Ridge Comedy Festival! If you're in the Bristol VA/TN area next week, come laugh! I'll be performing Thurs/Fri at the Lumac Rooftop Bar and the Cascade Draft house, respectively. 6pm both nights. www.blueridgecomedy.com