Take Five by Dave Brubeck. An S-tier jazz classic.

I like the texture of that coffee table

Everyone always says how much they enjoy the scent of old dusty books, but just reading that sentence makes my nose run

My wife and I tried autocross in a Cayman I owned with absolutely no knowledge on only a recommendation from a friend of ours. Bone stock. It was a ton of fun, everyone was very cool even though we knew literal nothing, and it was a blast to do a couple weekends a year with no other commitment

I'm in the same boat. Personal highs amongst devastating societal lows.

When I was there Tokyo was not a cheap city, except for the food. God it was so awesome how cheap it was to eat

*putting free bread from restaurant in purse*
Yeah just about 50,000. Yeah it's crazy right? No clue how it happened. *reaching for salt packets*

I'm surprised you tolerate them Dan. I got so sick of the both-sidesism several years ago and had to stop listening after something like 15 years

At this point I imagine the most efficient spend would be paying someone to merk a congress person while their social media profiles are filled with approval of your product

I've tried that technique a few times and it never works for me and I just end up pith'd off

Real ebaums/9gag energy

They just need to add 'vomit' to the pool and we'll be back to the halcyon days of Diablo 2 name generation

No, but very big into MTG for a long while. Wrote and podcasted about it, as mediocre white men are wont to do

I've been playing for years now but I am shocked at how popular it has been in the mainstream. #1 seller during the winter sale, a game that's not discounted and is a paid beta? Wild.

It's so good if you like ARPGs or anything even close to that genre

Very happy to have them. I've got two that I snagged within a month of each other after having watched Craigslist for like a decade without luck

Strangers on social media, bound by their shared seating apparatus

You've stumbled upon your opportunity to put yourself into the middle of a sitcom episode

I've gotta say I picked up a bottle of Malort recently, excited to inflict it on others, and while it was indeed bitter, it didn't incite the violent retching I was hoping for