Travis Turner
@travisturner.bsky.social
editor in chief @ Evil Martians
Sure, Coyote is ostensibly the “bad guy”, but I actually think any objective observer is forced to acknowledge he’s not the one who instigates these situations in the way that the popular narrative would suggest.
Just look at that little smirk on Roadrunner’s face.
Just look at that little smirk on Roadrunner’s face.
March 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sure, Coyote is ostensibly the “bad guy”, but I actually think any objective observer is forced to acknowledge he’s not the one who instigates these situations in the way that the popular narrative would suggest.
Just look at that little smirk on Roadrunner’s face.
Just look at that little smirk on Roadrunner’s face.
I rarely get political on here …but this guy has long been a menace to society.
March 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I rarely get political on here …but this guy has long been a menace to society.
This is like an anti-depressant in “news article” form. It shocks the part of the prefrontal context (pink part) that normally secrets “cozy dopamine” on slow news days.
I reckon two “Luddite Christopher Walken” posts (and a 3 hour binge of McHale’s Navy) is just what the doctor ordered.
I reckon two “Luddite Christopher Walken” posts (and a 3 hour binge of McHale’s Navy) is just what the doctor ordered.
January 31, 2025 at 7:51 AM
This is like an anti-depressant in “news article” form. It shocks the part of the prefrontal context (pink part) that normally secrets “cozy dopamine” on slow news days.
I reckon two “Luddite Christopher Walken” posts (and a 3 hour binge of McHale’s Navy) is just what the doctor ordered.
I reckon two “Luddite Christopher Walken” posts (and a 3 hour binge of McHale’s Navy) is just what the doctor ordered.
My best writing advice: focus on absolutely nothing but what you’re writing, lose track of time, remind to eat, — and just have fun with it!
For editing, I always pretend I’m the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Gatsby popularized by the GIF. He wasn’t really an editor, but it sure feels right.
For editing, I always pretend I’m the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Gatsby popularized by the GIF. He wasn’t really an editor, but it sure feels right.
December 6, 2024 at 10:19 AM
My best writing advice: focus on absolutely nothing but what you’re writing, lose track of time, remind to eat, — and just have fun with it!
For editing, I always pretend I’m the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Gatsby popularized by the GIF. He wasn’t really an editor, but it sure feels right.
For editing, I always pretend I’m the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Gatsby popularized by the GIF. He wasn’t really an editor, but it sure feels right.
I have no idea where this photo was taken.
November 26, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I have no idea where this photo was taken.
Or: I just can’t draw good and want people to see approximations of the pictures inside my head, like this one:
November 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Or: I just can’t draw good and want people to see approximations of the pictures inside my head, like this one:
We need more movies where kids get sucked backwards in time. This is an untapped market right now. Please someone connect me. I’m working on a spec script where a kid goes back to the year 2023. Open to feedback.
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 AM
We need more movies where kids get sucked backwards in time. This is an untapped market right now. Please someone connect me. I’m working on a spec script where a kid goes back to the year 2023. Open to feedback.
The presence of Moo Deng is a specter that continues to haunt Thailand’s mass produced tourist T shirt industry. But these have potential in the States. Moo Deng has still got it.
November 24, 2024 at 6:37 AM
The presence of Moo Deng is a specter that continues to haunt Thailand’s mass produced tourist T shirt industry. But these have potential in the States. Moo Deng has still got it.
My review of this red bean Bizzard: probably not going in my active rotation.
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
My review of this red bean Bizzard: probably not going in my active rotation.
The west needs most mascots like this.
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
The west needs most mascots like this.
Of all the concerts I saw this year, Morrissey was by far the best vocalist. He keeps getting better with age. It’s not the same. It’s better. Moreover, every word was said with truth. There was no performance. This was someone simply being.
November 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Of all the concerts I saw this year, Morrissey was by far the best vocalist. He keeps getting better with age. It’s not the same. It’s better. Moreover, every word was said with truth. There was no performance. This was someone simply being.
I’ll just briefly note that I walked out of the 30 Seconds to Mars concert. I actually personally felt violated and Jared Leto was saying a lot of creepy stuff to …some pretty your girls. Not the best look considering his track record. Oh yeah, and I also strongly dislike the music.
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I’ll just briefly note that I walked out of the 30 Seconds to Mars concert. I actually personally felt violated and Jared Leto was saying a lot of creepy stuff to …some pretty your girls. Not the best look considering his track record. Oh yeah, and I also strongly dislike the music.
Meanwhile, a healthy medium with CCR’s John Fogerty ripping considering he’s right up there with The Rolling Stones. Still looking and sounding great for a guy who performed way back at Woodstock in the 1960s.
November 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Meanwhile, a healthy medium with CCR’s John Fogerty ripping considering he’s right up there with The Rolling Stones. Still looking and sounding great for a guy who performed way back at Woodstock in the 1960s.
This was truly a year of concerts for me: the Rolling Stones (well, my second time.) here’s to 100 more years of the Stones.
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
This was truly a year of concerts for me: the Rolling Stones (well, my second time.) here’s to 100 more years of the Stones.
Hong Kong, Victoria Peak
November 23, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Hong Kong, Victoria Peak
Morrissey in concert
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Morrissey in concert
In Thailand, Santa does this… I guess.
November 23, 2024 at 10:18 AM
In Thailand, Santa does this… I guess.
Spotted in Thailand also. Some real estate for rent. While elephants have the corner on the glue market here, the gorillas seem to be moving into the real estate market. Another culture shock.
November 23, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Spotted in Thailand also. Some real estate for rent. While elephants have the corner on the glue market here, the gorillas seem to be moving into the real estate market. Another culture shock.
In the USA, the mighty Gorilla carries the torch of quality glue products. In Thailand, the elephant is a symbol of godly adhesive capability.
November 23, 2024 at 10:15 AM
In the USA, the mighty Gorilla carries the torch of quality glue products. In Thailand, the elephant is a symbol of godly adhesive capability.
I am uncultured so I like to see what other countries are doing in their McDonald’s worlds. Admittedly, this is a pretty different menu here. It almost makes me want to not order the filet of fish. Almost.
November 23, 2024 at 10:12 AM
I am uncultured so I like to see what other countries are doing in their McDonald’s worlds. Admittedly, this is a pretty different menu here. It almost makes me want to not order the filet of fish. Almost.
The DQ blizzard is the ultimate American ice cream treat. It’s everything beautiful, artificial, chemical, nostalgic, indulgent. In other words, it has a powerful aura. But the reality of this Thai blizzard didn’t match marketing photos. contrast between crunchy/soft was biggest culture shock here.
November 23, 2024 at 10:11 AM
The DQ blizzard is the ultimate American ice cream treat. It’s everything beautiful, artificial, chemical, nostalgic, indulgent. In other words, it has a powerful aura. But the reality of this Thai blizzard didn’t match marketing photos. contrast between crunchy/soft was biggest culture shock here.
I am a DQ blizzard freak, so I had to try this one in Thailand. I have to be honest, it’s not on my repeat list, but I’m thankful I had the experience.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I am a DQ blizzard freak, so I had to try this one in Thailand. I have to be honest, it’s not on my repeat list, but I’m thankful I had the experience.