Travis M
@travismelvin.bsky.social
Gradually, then suddenly.
Beer and CA stuff mostly
Beer and CA stuff mostly
Confused that so many GOP officials are going to vote yes for a bill they actively dislike & don’t believe in. Make it make sense
June 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Confused that so many GOP officials are going to vote yes for a bill they actively dislike & don’t believe in. Make it make sense
Bombing a foreign nation without congressional approval that poses no direct threat to the US homeland - we just did that and a 79 yr old draft dodger made the call #wtf
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bombing a foreign nation without congressional approval that poses no direct threat to the US homeland - we just did that and a 79 yr old draft dodger made the call #wtf
Camping w two kids will always require a car larger than whichever one you have at the time
June 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Camping w two kids will always require a car larger than whichever one you have at the time
Starting the day with a yogurt, fruit and nuts bowl…before a morning cigarette. Because I’m an adult
May 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Starting the day with a yogurt, fruit and nuts bowl…before a morning cigarette. Because I’m an adult
Tesla stock being up because the guy that tainted the brand is going to spend even more time there (after a 71% profit drop) boggles the mind. Good luck w that shareholders
April 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Tesla stock being up because the guy that tainted the brand is going to spend even more time there (after a 71% profit drop) boggles the mind. Good luck w that shareholders
DMV line so long I can’t check in online cause I’m not within a .001 miles radius..I’m literally in line.. but not surprised one bit
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
DMV line so long I can’t check in online cause I’m not within a .001 miles radius..I’m literally in line.. but not surprised one bit
Helluva time for the ‘you’re fired’ guy to stop firing people
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Helluva time for the ‘you’re fired’ guy to stop firing people
Yeah but could ‘real men’ like Musk or Trump actually cook ribs on a grill without help. Me thinks not
March 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeah but could ‘real men’ like Musk or Trump actually cook ribs on a grill without help. Me thinks not
Is asparagus good enough to justify how it makes my pee smell after…having my doubts
March 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is asparagus good enough to justify how it makes my pee smell after…having my doubts
Spinnthe tariff wheel, where it stops/starts nobody knows… what a ridiculous way to conduct business
March 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Spinnthe tariff wheel, where it stops/starts nobody knows… what a ridiculous way to conduct business
Putting cilantro & parsley in the same bag in the fridge needs to be actionably punishable
March 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Putting cilantro & parsley in the same bag in the fridge needs to be actionably punishable
I keep trying to recreate the Super Bowl party experiences of my 20’s, only alone and in food form
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I keep trying to recreate the Super Bowl party experiences of my 20’s, only alone and in food form
Tonight was the night to open this 2013. Still had lots of carb and at first sip drank well. Respect and joy
February 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tonight was the night to open this 2013. Still had lots of carb and at first sip drank well. Respect and joy
Just yelled ‘no fingers in the caviar’ to my 7 year olds and feeling bougie as fuck
January 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just yelled ‘no fingers in the caviar’ to my 7 year olds and feeling bougie as fuck
How to say taco kit in American food retail #sadbuttrue
January 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How to say taco kit in American food retail #sadbuttrue
I do not believe in hell, but if I did, I’d be putting on duvet covers all day
January 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I do not believe in hell, but if I did, I’d be putting on duvet covers all day
Woke up w popcorn kernels and bottle cap in my bed. Single dad status confirmed
January 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Woke up w popcorn kernels and bottle cap in my bed. Single dad status confirmed
Let’s see if I can feed my kids something green that isn’t a starburst today
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Let’s see if I can feed my kids something green that isn’t a starburst today
Was worried about some new followers being bots but turns out they’re OnlyFans
January 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Was worried about some new followers being bots but turns out they’re OnlyFans
Seeing all the automatic checkout machines at the grocery store being closed but in person checkout open with employees on Christmas Day is so on brand for the current state of America
December 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Seeing all the automatic checkout machines at the grocery store being closed but in person checkout open with employees on Christmas Day is so on brand for the current state of America
Setting an alarm to make sure ‘Santa’ doesn’t forget to wake up and put presents out. Don’t need that tooth fairy track record to expand
December 24, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Setting an alarm to make sure ‘Santa’ doesn’t forget to wake up and put presents out. Don’t need that tooth fairy track record to expand
It’s ok to buy lobster and crab with EBT at Xmas time right? Asking for a friend
December 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
It’s ok to buy lobster and crab with EBT at Xmas time right? Asking for a friend
Took kids to a movie & the popcorn + intentionally vague parking garage ticket cost more than the show. So yes, I live in America. #shouldaseenitcoming
December 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Took kids to a movie & the popcorn + intentionally vague parking garage ticket cost more than the show. So yes, I live in America. #shouldaseenitcoming