Travis Helwig
@travishelwig.bsky.social
young dumb and full of plums
In 77 years of #Emmys, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad??
But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...
But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...
August 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
In 77 years of #Emmys, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad??
But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...
But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...
what british people call cocaine
February 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
what british people call cocaine
“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?”
It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?”
It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.
February 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.
unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo #DraftStephenA
Stephen A Smith on DEI: "When you're a weekend host on Fox News and now you're the Defense Secretary of the United States overseeing 3.5 million people, that is not qualified!"
February 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo #DraftStephenA
If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that
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Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
is there a way to unregister to vote?
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
is there a way to unregister to vote?
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Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
January 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.
Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
January 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.
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I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.
January 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.
I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task...
I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
January 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task...
I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE.
January 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE.
Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!”
December 5, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!”
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Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break
November 30, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break
went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf
November 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf
😉 = I hate your fucking guts
;) = I am trying to have sex with you
;) = I am trying to have sex with you
November 16, 2024 at 1:26 AM
😉 = I hate your fucking guts
;) = I am trying to have sex with you
;) = I am trying to have sex with you
Bluesky feels like Twitter with a condom
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Bluesky feels like Twitter with a condom