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Travis Grossi
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Writer, comedian, scented candle enthusiast.

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Bombing his way to the Nobel.
June 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Thank god we didn't elect the lady. We'd be so unsafe rn.
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
The Peace Candidate.
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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utopia-defer.red
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.
June 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Starting to think I’ll never be a roller coaster tycoon.
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Traveling abroad as American now is 🫠
April 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Isn’t this the part where he ignores court orders that we said would trigger a constitutional crisis?

apple.news/AkU096EaoRF-...
US deports hundreds of Venezuelans despite court order — BBC News
Their arrival comes less than 24 hours after a federal judge blocked a law Trump planned to use for the deportations.
apple.news
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Explain it to me like I’m 12: why can’t these Democratic candidates declare now? When the people so clearly want a leader to galvanize them.

Pete. Doug. Gretchen. Rahm. Tim.

Jump in. Start getting your message out.
March 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
"There will be a little disturbance" is one way to describe swan diving into a recession of choice.

#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
"To our farmers. Have a lot of fun. I love you, too."

- Me at the farmer's market awkwardly walking away from $14 strawberries

#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
"Use it to reduce debt. Or any other reason you want to" is also how I think about using the money I save. #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
It must be fun to believe we're the winners and the victim at the very same time.

#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Whoever taught him what reciprocal meant must be proud. #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Honda's social media team #SOTU
a young boy is sitting in a chair with the words `` who me ? '' written on the screen .
ALT: a young boy is sitting in a chair with the words `` who me ? '' written on the screen .
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March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I'm learning there's just so many things we've never seen. #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
So the foreign rich people should pay taxes just not the homegrown ones? #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
The last time the budget was actually balanced was

*checks notes*

not by a Republican.

#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
The Democrats should have taken turns shouting "you lie!" after every sentance #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Rare Earths is my band's name #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
ok but can we try banning men from politics next #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
Wild to highlight how you're responsible for air traffic controllers rn but ok #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
travisgrossi.bsky.social
WE WILL GO BACK TO SLEEP #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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free speech is back you just can't say gay #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM