Travis Cotton
@traviscotton.bsky.social
Writer Director ham fisted actor
When a TV promo for a show says "strap yourselves in" it's going to be absolute bollocks.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When a TV promo for a show says "strap yourselves in" it's going to be absolute bollocks.
WHY ARE THE PAGE NUMBERS IN PAGES FUCKING CAMBRIA?
UNCHANGABLE CAMBRIA.
UNCHANGABLE CAMBRIA.
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
WHY ARE THE PAGE NUMBERS IN PAGES FUCKING CAMBRIA?
UNCHANGABLE CAMBRIA.
UNCHANGABLE CAMBRIA.
WHY IS TUCKER CARLSON POLE-AXING TED CRUZ?
June 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
WHY IS TUCKER CARLSON POLE-AXING TED CRUZ?
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I LOVE THE WOODEN SPOON I BOUGHT IN JAPAN SO MUCH
February 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I LOVE THE WOODEN SPOON I BOUGHT IN JAPAN SO MUCH
WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS FROM MY SAPPORO BEER!
January 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS FROM MY SAPPORO BEER!
Gonna try and start using “pine cone” as an insult more often.
January 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gonna try and start using “pine cone” as an insult more often.
Osaka with my beautiful wife.
January 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Osaka with my beautiful wife.
Just did an audition at 49 in my underwear.
How's your life going?
How's your life going?
December 12, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Just did an audition at 49 in my underwear.
How's your life going?
How's your life going?
Any one still buying take away coffees, here’s a tip. Buy an expensive coffee machine and save thousands of dollars.
December 10, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Any one still buying take away coffees, here’s a tip. Buy an expensive coffee machine and save thousands of dollars.
Fascinating first day of cricket fuck you.
December 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Fascinating first day of cricket fuck you.
Going to the doctor to have a full body mole check if anyone wants to join...?
November 28, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Going to the doctor to have a full body mole check if anyone wants to join...?
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
Just took a bowl of uncooked ramen with the flavour sprinkled on top into my son whilst he was gaming.
I am a god to him now.
I am a god to him now.
November 14, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Just took a bowl of uncooked ramen with the flavour sprinkled on top into my son whilst he was gaming.
I am a god to him now.
I am a god to him now.
When I'm asked on an audition form if I have any other skills other than acting all I can think to put is "pub banter".
November 14, 2024 at 3:55 AM
When I'm asked on an audition form if I have any other skills other than acting all I can think to put is "pub banter".
The thing I like about betting ads is they should go fuck themselves.
November 13, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The thing I like about betting ads is they should go fuck themselves.
A word that my family has successfully worked into its vernacular is "overmorrow", or, the day after tomorrow.
November 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
A word that my family has successfully worked into its vernacular is "overmorrow", or, the day after tomorrow.
I like corn on the COB*
*close of business
*close of business
November 8, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I like corn on the COB*
*close of business
*close of business
Your yearly reminder that tutti frutti means all fruits.
November 8, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Your yearly reminder that tutti frutti means all fruits.
About to listen to Chinese Democracy. Apologies in advance.
October 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
About to listen to Chinese Democracy. Apologies in advance.
Jesus would have hated Scott Morrison.
Loathed him.
Loathed him.
February 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Jesus would have hated Scott Morrison.
Loathed him.
Loathed him.