No, Bill, I don't "get it". I own a comic book, so according to you, I'm worthless loser.

MAGA Mike is legitimately harder to listen to than Trump at this point. At least Trump has the pudding brain as an excuse.

I try not to *hate* anymore. But I will NOT shy from wishing justly-deserved retribution on weasely bastards like Li'l Johnson.

Better yet, make them work the jobs that immigrants "stole from them". At the same pay.

"""Industry"""

I know the general rule is to blame the corpos, but I will ABSOLUTELY blame the audiences when it comes to these remakes. There is absolutely zero reason to give any of the damn things money, but people can't just show their kids the originals. No, we gotta shove on those nostalgia goggles for THIS.

Not even. It was somewhere in 2016, I believe, so the remake release will basically be a decade NEXT year.

And how much if this is just bullshit A.I. systems anymore? They're legit just letting predictive text machines determine who's supposed to be banned from life now.

Other than being able to fire employees and force people to hate them, I've yet to hear any valid excuse for why more and more devs are going in on this bullshit.

I do not understand. I'm really not sure, at this point, if any explanation these studios give for that shit will ever be worth the spit it wastes to speak it. Other than being able to fire employees and force people to hate you, I cannot fathom what the fuckin' incentive is.

You can only do so much when doing live-action, so as far as that goes, looks about as good as you could reasonably expect!
I'm really interested to see what they do with Ganon/Ganondorf now.

Hell yeah, never a bad choice!

Whoo! That's some good stuck right there!

Hm! Okay, I can pick up what they're layin' down.
I just need to see Ganondorf now.